The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 18

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 18

Avar: I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired, I’ll be fine.

Stellan: yeah, me too, I have to finish this report

Elzar: But my sweethearts, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come here and let me hold you two in my strong arms so I can feel whole again.

Avar:

Stellan:

Avar: Are you trying to seduce us into healthy sleeping patterns?

Elzar: Is it working?

*over text*

Elzar: hey pretty girl, what are you up to? ;)

Avar: eating cereal in bed

Elzar: and what would you do if I was in bed with you~?

Avar: …I would still eat my cereal?

Elzar: Fine, do you know where Stellan is?

Avar: right next to me, he forced me to stop working and eat something so now he has to eat too

Stellan: El please Help, she’s feeding me that unhealthy colorful cereal that looks like lightsabers

Elzar: OMG fruitsabers! Stay right there I’m on my way, I love that stuff!

Avar: have you ever thought about the fact that you guys holding my hands is like our hands hugging

Stellan: Avar I swear to god

Elzar: ITS 3 AM YOU IDIOT GO TO SLEEP

Avar: NOT UNTIL MY HANDS ARE HUGGED BY YOURS

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I drew Clone.

I mean a Clone.

An Arc trooper. His names is Ace.

I Drew Clone.

He does have a scar (actually a lot of them, but only one really major one) in his face, where his helmet is all scratched too.

The symbol on his chest and helmet means balance.

If you want me to design you a Phase 2 Clone Trooper, Arc or not, write me, I’m bored af and don’t want to draw anything besides Star Wars.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 3

(Sidenote: I will reduce the numbers of quotes in one post a bit so I can post one every day without running out of them)

Elzar, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal box: What if instead of milk, I put coffee in my cereal

Stellan, walking past him and taking away his coffee: What if you don’t

Avar: Shut up!

Elzar: I weren’t even saying anything

Avar: You were thinking, that’s annoying

Stellan: You shouldn’t be using a straw

Elzar: I know it’s bad for the environment or something

Stellan: It is also a weird way to eat spaghetti

Avar & Elzar to Vernestra: our biggest talent is being stress

Vernestra: don't you mean stressed?

Avar & Elzar: no

Stellan: no.

Stellan: [nudging Avar & Elzar] why are you two always falling asleep on me? Am I that boring?

Avar: [half asleep] you make us feel safe

Stellan: [tearing up] oh


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The threefirebrands (and guests) - Incorrect Quotes, Part 1

Stellan: I have an amazing memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Avar: You left me and Elzar in the parking lot of a supermarket like, three weeks ago

Stellan: I did that on purpose, try again

Elzar: Do you think I could fit 15 Marshmallows in my mouth

Stellan: You're a hazard to society

Avar: And a coward. Do 20.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for being two people on a speeder made for one

Stellan: shit

Avar: wait, two

Cop: yes?

Avar: OH MY GOD STELLAN ELZAR FELL OFF

Vernestra: What do you think will Avar and Elzar do for the distraction

Stellan: Idk, they’ll probably do something small, like throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

[Building explodes and several alarms go off]

Stellan: Or they could do that, I should have known better

Avar: If I run and jump at Stellan, he will most certainly catch me

Avar, Running towards Stellan: INCOMING

Stellan: NO I‘M HOLDING TEA-

Stellan: *drops tea to catch Avar* why


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But then again, time passes, like all things do…


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16

Stellan: How did you even get in here?

Avar: Your window!

Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!

Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.

Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.

Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!

Elzar: Alright, bring it in.

Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!

Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.

Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?

Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?

Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.


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