The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 18
Avar: I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired, I’ll be fine.
Stellan: yeah, me too, I have to finish this report
Elzar: But my sweethearts, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come here and let me hold you two in my strong arms so I can feel whole again.
Avar:
Stellan:
Avar: Are you trying to seduce us into healthy sleeping patterns?
Elzar: Is it working?
*over text*
Elzar: hey pretty girl, what are you up to? ;)
Avar: eating cereal in bed
Elzar: and what would you do if I was in bed with you~?
Avar: …I would still eat my cereal?
Elzar: Fine, do you know where Stellan is?
Avar: right next to me, he forced me to stop working and eat something so now he has to eat too
Stellan: El please Help, she’s feeding me that unhealthy colorful cereal that looks like lightsabers
Elzar: OMG fruitsabers! Stay right there I’m on my way, I love that stuff!
Avar: have you ever thought about the fact that you guys holding my hands is like our hands hugging
Stellan: Avar I swear to god
Elzar: ITS 3 AM YOU IDIOT GO TO SLEEP
Avar: NOT UNTIL MY HANDS ARE HUGGED BY YOURS
The light of the Jedi?
Come on Star Wars give her a break that woman is very tired
Bonus fans under the cut:
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the first one is them on a speeder chase after a mission went wrong and everybody is just losing their mind (Avar actually lied about having a drivers license, Elzar memorized the map for the wrong planet and Stellan is sooo done)
otherwise, yes, nothing angsty at all... did y'all read the announcement for the new phase three book in november? pretty sure they are going to kill avar and elzar too...
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I drew Clone.
I mean a Clone.
An Arc trooper. His names is Ace.
He does have a scar (actually a lot of them, but only one really major one) in his face, where his helmet is all scratched too.
The symbol on his chest and helmet means balance.
If you want me to design you a Phase 2 Clone Trooper, Arc or not, write me, I’m bored af and don’t want to draw anything besides Star Wars.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 3
(Sidenote: I will reduce the numbers of quotes in one post a bit so I can post one every day without running out of them)
Elzar, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal box: What if instead of milk, I put coffee in my cereal
Stellan, walking past him and taking away his coffee: What if you don’t
Avar: Shut up!
Elzar: I weren’t even saying anything
Avar: You were thinking, that’s annoying
Stellan: You shouldn’t be using a straw
Elzar: I know it’s bad for the environment or something
Stellan: It is also a weird way to eat spaghetti
Avar & Elzar to Vernestra: our biggest talent is being stress
Vernestra: don't you mean stressed?
Avar & Elzar: no
Stellan: no.
Stellan: [nudging Avar & Elzar] why are you two always falling asleep on me? Am I that boring?
Avar: [half asleep] you make us feel safe
Stellan: [tearing up] oh
The threefirebrands (and guests) - Incorrect Quotes, Part 1
Stellan: I have an amazing memory! Name one time I forgot something.
Avar: You left me and Elzar in the parking lot of a supermarket like, three weeks ago
Stellan: I did that on purpose, try again
Elzar: Do you think I could fit 15 Marshmallows in my mouth
Stellan: You're a hazard to society
Avar: And a coward. Do 20.
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for being two people on a speeder made for one
Stellan: shit
Avar: wait, two
Cop: yes?
Avar: OH MY GOD STELLAN ELZAR FELL OFF
Vernestra: What do you think will Avar and Elzar do for the distraction
Stellan: Idk, they’ll probably do something small, like throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
[Building explodes and several alarms go off]
Stellan: Or they could do that, I should have known better
Avar: If I run and jump at Stellan, he will most certainly catch me
Avar, Running towards Stellan: INCOMING
Stellan: NO I‘M HOLDING TEA-
Stellan: *drops tea to catch Avar* why
But then again, time passes, like all things do…
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I think this is an accurate description of them
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(please click for better quality:D)
Waiting…
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16
Stellan: How did you even get in here?
Avar: Your window!
Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!
Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.
Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.
Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!
Elzar: Alright, bring it in.
Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!
Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.
Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?
Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?
Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.
star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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