The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 19
Kantam: I dare you-
Stellan: Avar isn’t allowed to take dares.
Kantam: Why not?
Avar, pouting: apparently I am unable to watch out for my own safety.
Kantam: … Elzar-
Stellan: no.
Stellan: We all have our demons
Stellan, grabbing Avar and Elzar: These ones are mine.
*playing Twister*
Kantam: Elzar, Right Hand on red
Elzar: *ends up on top of Avar and super close to Stellans face*
Stellan, blushing: okay, no, you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you
Kantam: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, I’m honestly surprise that you didn’t noticed earlier
Avar, blushing, from underneath Elzar: bastard
the first one is them on a speeder chase after a mission went wrong and everybody is just losing their mind (Avar actually lied about having a drivers license, Elzar memorized the map for the wrong planet and Stellan is sooo done)
otherwise, yes, nothing angsty at all... did y'all read the announcement for the new phase three book in november? pretty sure they are going to kill avar and elzar too...
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16
Stellan: How did you even get in here?
Avar: Your window!
Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!
Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.
Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.
Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!
Elzar: Alright, bring it in.
Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!
Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.
Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?
Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?
Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 20
Avar: I told Stellan that his ears flush when he lies.
Elzar: Why?
Avar: Look.
Avar: Hey Stellan! Do you love us?
Stellan, covering his ears: No.
Elzar:
Stellan: Do what you want Avar, the least I can do as you’re going to help Elzar with his homework tomorrow is visiting the wine country.
Avar, in a whiny voice: *gasps* No, I want to go too, please!
Elzar: No, Avar, that's just what Stellan calls lying on the ground in the garden drinking chardonnay.
Avar: Oh.
Avar: El I want you to take my to the wine country as payback for me helping you
*the firebrands as younglings after they got lost*
Stellan: Um, Elzar, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Elzar: We need money!
Stellan: You're scamming him?
Elzar: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Stellan: What?! No way! As Jedi we shouldn’t steal-
Elzar: Why not? We already stole Avar!
Avar, who only arrived at the temple a few weeks ago: Hey guys :)
Stellan: No, we didn't. Avar can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!
Avar: I wanna steal
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obviously i had to adjust it for the three of them but either way it was fun to draw :)
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6
Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!
Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!
Avar: Yeah and I got him :)
Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?
Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.
Elzar: Hey!!
Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".
Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.
Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.
Elzar: And then you turn on each other.
Stellan: No we don’t.
Avar: Yes we do.
Stellan: How dare you?
Stellan: Is something burning?
Elzar: Just my love for you two.
Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.
Bonus Elzar realizing that he can protect her all he wants but he will never be able to save Avar from herself
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But then again, time passes, like all things do…
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Y’all I spend a hour on this and it’s not Even Good Help me
Anyways stellan had to get Avar new coffee because she didn’t sleep in a week and started to cry and while he did that Elzar thaught Vernestra even more curse words while Kantam watched and held their Datapad ready to film stellan beating Elzar up once he returns from making sure Avar doesn’t faint and falls down the stairs
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Elzar is forcing them to say one nice thing to the other one each day
He is very proud
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star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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