Therapy Is Not Enough. I Need To Surround Myself With Elizabeth Midford Defenders.

Sebastian: Finnian, duck. Finnian: Quack!-- *BONK*

Quack!

Alois: Hey Ciel, what's a rainbow taste like?

Ciel: Alois... you can't eat a rainbow.

Alois: Challenge accepted.

Ciel: ALOIS NO-

Alois: I'M GOING TO GO FIND A RAINBOW AND EAT IT JUST TO PROVE YOU WRONG-

.....I’m in this post and I don’t like it.

Ciel: I’m mad.

Sebastian: Here’s a solution.

Ciel: I don’t want a solution. I want to be mad.

Sebastian: b-but it’s almost Christmas Officer: ..... you have the earl of phantomhive on top of the Christmas tree Sebastian: oh. hah. forgot about that. Sebastian: bocchan, can you get down from there please before I get a ticket?

he was fined for wreckless driving

I headcanon that Ciel likes LARP now and you can’t stop me, muahahahaha

Ik the manga is made in Japan by Japanese people but ciel himself is British and white so when Yana draws him in Japanese regalia he just looks like he's heavily into larp and weeb shit 💀

it’s like this post was made for my kuroshitsuji x spongebob eldritch blog

Y’all are gonna HATE ME but hear me out-

I saw this picture of Sebastian and thought, ‘hmmm this looks familiar’….

Tell me it doesn’t give off Evil Patrick energy 😭

BONUS:

AHHHHH 😭🫣

THE MATRIX ONE GOT ME

I LOVE THAT ONE

PLEASE 

SOMEONE MAKE A FANFIC

MATRIX X BLACK BUTLER

Just In Case Anyone Was Having A Good Day

...I've just made it better 😊

Alois, for no reason what-so-ever, at 3 AM: ..Ciel.

Ciel: ..What.

Alois: ..Poo.

Ciel: ..Go to sleep.

Alois: It was funnier in my head. :’)

this is another installment of the Ciel and Alois Modern Au Where They Are Friends. they're having a sleepover (Probably Alois's idea, but they're definitely at Ciel's place for...reasons :) )

Sebastian: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Finnian: Okay, but in my defense, Bardroy bet me 2 pences I couldn’t drink all that shampoo! Sebastian: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Bardroy: He did it too. Sebastian: Oh my gosh.. *sighs*

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