THE MATRIX ONE GOT ME

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

DOES THAT MEAN THAT CHRISTOPHER ROBIN (my favorite character, fyi) IS CIEL PHANTOMHIVE BECAUSE I SWEARRRRRRR

Meanwhile in The 100 Acre Shinigami Realm

i think i have this disease where if i dont post crude doodles of characters from shit that was popular in the early 2010′s ill mentally decompose 

On the orders of their respective masters, Sebastian and Claude perform the song "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better." Sebastian throws himself into his part; Claude merely states his lines with all the excitement one might use while reading the telephone book.

Sebastian busts out an embroidered silk waistcoat, sparkly eyeliner, and his high-heeled eldritch boots for the occasion. He’d never turn down an opportunity to bask in the spotlight, and he hasn’t had this much fun since performing for the Noah’s Ark circus! For “I can sing anything higher than you,” he hits a note so far up in the stratosphere that he shatters a tower of wine glasses, before elegantly reassembling them, and his dulcet tones on “I can sing anything sweeter than you” bring birds flocking to the manor to listen to the demon’s mellifluous voice. Meanwhile, Claude’s recitation is delivered in a monotone that makes William T. Spears seem chipper by comparison. The spider demon is mightily annoyed at being dragged into this because he was busy knitting a cozy new blanket for His Highness when the boys insisted on this idiotic competition, and now he has to watch Michaelis showing off. 😒 The things he does for his smol human ward. *sigh*

Although Alois berates Claude for his lack of enthusiasm, the Trancy boy is delighted by the little production, clapping and cheering throughout (he’s a musical theatre kid at heart), especially when Claude finally caves and does his tap dance routine at the end. O!Ciel rolls his eyes at Sebastian’s antics, though he might be a tiny bit proud of his dad for representing the Phantomhive household well (shhh…don’t tell Sebastian, though. He’s insufferable enough already).

(Later on, Claude finishes that blanket, which is covered in a pattern of pretty blue butterflies, and smiles when Alois exclaims that he loves it. There are some things only a Trancy butler can do. 🕷)

Why with the tots

I like tator tots a lot

theres no deep meaning

I’m not sure if I’m tired or what but I just tried to log into my tumblr by typing “Tumblr.com” into where you put your email and I--

“ dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own “ I’M F**KING CRYING LOL

modern!Sebastian as Gayle from Chris Fleming’s GAYLE skits

Sebastian: So I got home from Whole Foods, and as you well know, I always make it in the house with my groceries in one trip. No exceptions. Well looking around at today’s load, I knew it was gonna be a little rough. For one, I was covered head to toe in car grease—

Agni: Why?

Sebastian: Well back at Whole Foods, I saw Claude Faustus with sixteen items in a twelve item express lane. I’m not gonna deal with that shit. So I go out to his Toyota Corolla and cut his brake lines. What would you have done?

Wolfram and Agni:

Sebastian: Anyway, looking at all that grease, I knew balancing the milk jug in my elbow, as per usual, wasn’t gonna happen today.

Wolfram: Well why didn’t you just take two trips?

Sebastian: The coward’s way out? I’d rather take a bullet. So, I realize I can do one of two things. One: throw that milk jug through my glass window, like I did last week, or two: dislocate my shoulder, put the jug in the new fresh muscle divot, and march into that house like a war hero decorated in Tide, Pepperidge Farm, and Newman’s Own

Basically Chapter 16 (Volume 4)

Ciel, walking into the townhouse: Hello, people who do not live here. Soma: Hello! Agni: Good day. Ciel, to Finnian: I gave you the key to the townhouse for emergencies only. Finnian, seriously and genuinely: We were out of Doritos. :(

*in a Floyd Leech from Twisted Wonderland voice*: Awww, heya goldfish! :D

Sea-el Phantomfish

I think the big question here is why drawing characters as fish is easy for me.

....oh gosh i’m alois aren’t i

help

If Kuro was set in the 21st century you know Alois would be using those glitter gel pens

BEHOLD Sebastian’s true form:

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