Sebastian: b-but it’s almost Christmas Officer: ..... you have the earl of phantomhive on top of the Christmas tree Sebastian: oh. hah. forgot about that. Sebastian: bocchan, can you get down from there please before I get a ticket?
he was fined for wreckless driving
Honestly.. this is the only way I’d ever like Claude. If he had PIKMIN
*Bardroy thinking about doing something absurdly dangerous and telling Sebastian about it*
Bardroy: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Sebastian, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
Sebastian: Where are you going? Ciel: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Oh, ahahaha, and then this last photo I took.
This is the young master taking my phone away just as I take a picture, so the picture turned out all blurry. But I still adore this picture even if it is blurry because, well, memories!
Sebastian: Demons don't have family.
Also Sebastian: (scrolling through his phone) And this is my young master taking his first soul, and this is my young master threatening the king, and this is Finny picking a flower, and this is Baldroy burning down the kitchen, and this is Mey Rin breaking every piece of china we had left, and...
THE SECOND ONE MADE ME LAUGH
THEY ARE SO ADORABLE
(also i love how Ciel and Alois dress in totally different aesthetics~)
modern au?? I like to imagine they're buds but their only method of hanging out is basically just parallel play (each considers the other his closest friend)
lemme know if you want more of this :))
Sebastian, referring to the three servants messing things up:
Ciel, walking into the townhouse: Hello, people who do not live here. Soma: Hello! Agni: Good day. Ciel, to Finnian: I gave you the key to the townhouse for emergencies only. Finnian, seriously and genuinely: We were out of Doritos. :(
*inhale*
Ciel in Overalls
*exhale*
that is all
Vincent, you better watch out, your wife is angry and has a metal chair..
(In other words, don’t hide the easter eggs too hidden where your sons can’t find them or face the wrath of Racheal Phantomhive.)
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