Alois: Hey Ciel, What's A Rainbow Taste Like?

Sir, this is a McDonald’s.

sebastian: *tucking ciel in for bed*

ciel: i can hear them sometimes, the damned souls outside…they call to me….they scratch on the windows at night…they beg me to help them…but how can i ….. a prince of the knight…ever give them the light they desire…..? foolish spirits indeed…we are all going to hell….im simply the only one whose accepted that fact…..

📢 ATTENTION 📢

There needs to be more Dadbastian content.

That is all.

Sebastian, teaching ciel how to drive a car: you use the brakes to slow down or stop, you press the gas pedal to move

Ciel: what if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Alois: the car takes a screenshot

Sebastian: for the last time, get the f*CK out.

me at 3 am at the fridge, midnight snacking cuz i woke up hungry:

On the orders of their respective masters, Sebastian and Claude perform the song "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better." Sebastian throws himself into his part; Claude merely states his lines with all the excitement one might use while reading the telephone book.

Sebastian busts out an embroidered silk waistcoat, sparkly eyeliner, and his high-heeled eldritch boots for the occasion. He’d never turn down an opportunity to bask in the spotlight, and he hasn’t had this much fun since performing for the Noah’s Ark circus! For “I can sing anything higher than you,” he hits a note so far up in the stratosphere that he shatters a tower of wine glasses, before elegantly reassembling them, and his dulcet tones on “I can sing anything sweeter than you” bring birds flocking to the manor to listen to the demon’s mellifluous voice. Meanwhile, Claude’s recitation is delivered in a monotone that makes William T. Spears seem chipper by comparison. The spider demon is mightily annoyed at being dragged into this because he was busy knitting a cozy new blanket for His Highness when the boys insisted on this idiotic competition, and now he has to watch Michaelis showing off. 😒 The things he does for his smol human ward. *sigh*

Although Alois berates Claude for his lack of enthusiasm, the Trancy boy is delighted by the little production, clapping and cheering throughout (he’s a musical theatre kid at heart), especially when Claude finally caves and does his tap dance routine at the end. O!Ciel rolls his eyes at Sebastian’s antics, though he might be a tiny bit proud of his dad for representing the Phantomhive household well (shhh…don’t tell Sebastian, though. He’s insufferable enough already).

(Later on, Claude finishes that blanket, which is covered in a pattern of pretty blue butterflies, and smiles when Alois exclaims that he loves it. There are some things only a Trancy butler can do. 🕷)

no one:

alois in every scene hes in:

Ngl, I’m actually quite the opposite. I really love Butler Grell. I liked the fact that she was so shy and timid, kinda clumsy like Mey-Rin.

(But reaper Grell is also cool, because, I mean, IT’S GRELL, Grell’s cool.)

Made Ciel in Picrew! (I know, it looks like Sunny from that OMORI game) (But that is because it kind of is Sunny from that OMORI game) (Because I used an OMORI picrew)

Sebastian, referring to the three servants messing things up: