I Headcanon That Ciel Likes LARP Now And You Can’t Stop Me, Muahahahaha

Ciel: *on Children’s day* where the hell’s my happy children’s day, you damn demon dad-mom-grandparent--

Sebastian : *on Father's day*... 🥺 nothing to say young master ? (Ciel *sigh* : gnmhappy father's day sebastian...)

Sebastian : *on Mother's day* … 🥺 young master ?

Sebastian : *on Grandparent's day*... 🥺 ?

I’m getting more ambitious with my plant witch gifs!

Damn Jade, you kind of scary bud--

Some people were saying that the only solution to this comic, is that Azul simply has to make Jade just as messy as Floyd-

Yeah nope not happening

But also

Floyd gets a free pass lmao

Tbh, I can imagine Trey doing this exact same thing. XD

Riddle, looking at Trey: I also resisted calling Ace an absolute moron.

Trey, with a third strawberry: Very good, Housewarden! *hands it to him*

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Mc: So, how many did you refrain from collaring today?

Riddle: Thirty two

Mc: Good for you

Mc: Here, have a strawberry

Riddle, expectantly: I've also refrained from fourteen severe maimings

Mc: *Hands him a second strawberry*

Trey:

Mc: Positive reinforcement

I’m not sure if I’m tired or what but I just tried to log into my tumblr by typing “Tumblr.com” into where you put your email and I--

When you see an adorable cat

This face is gold I can't-

We can do so many memes with that

Finnian, you freakin’wholesome bean I swear to heck--

Finny: Life… is an egg.

Baldroy: Explain.

Finny: Has chickens in it sometimes.

Baldroy: Go to sleep, Finny.

I laughed way too hard at this LOL

Just the way he casually absorbs the extra eye-- 🤣

Ciel : oh... Sebastian... I think you left some... hm... right there.

Sebastian : ? Oh I apologize ! *resorbs extra eye*

On the orders of their respective masters, Sebastian and Claude perform the song "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better." Sebastian throws himself into his part; Claude merely states his lines with all the excitement one might use while reading the telephone book.

Sebastian busts out an embroidered silk waistcoat, sparkly eyeliner, and his high-heeled eldritch boots for the occasion. He’d never turn down an opportunity to bask in the spotlight, and he hasn’t had this much fun since performing for the Noah’s Ark circus! For “I can sing anything higher than you,” he hits a note so far up in the stratosphere that he shatters a tower of wine glasses, before elegantly reassembling them, and his dulcet tones on “I can sing anything sweeter than you” bring birds flocking to the manor to listen to the demon’s mellifluous voice. Meanwhile, Claude’s recitation is delivered in a monotone that makes William T. Spears seem chipper by comparison. The spider demon is mightily annoyed at being dragged into this because he was busy knitting a cozy new blanket for His Highness when the boys insisted on this idiotic competition, and now he has to watch Michaelis showing off. 😒 The things he does for his smol human ward. *sigh*

Although Alois berates Claude for his lack of enthusiasm, the Trancy boy is delighted by the little production, clapping and cheering throughout (he’s a musical theatre kid at heart), especially when Claude finally caves and does his tap dance routine at the end. O!Ciel rolls his eyes at Sebastian’s antics, though he might be a tiny bit proud of his dad for representing the Phantomhive household well (shhh…don’t tell Sebastian, though. He’s insufferable enough already).

(Later on, Claude finishes that blanket, which is covered in a pattern of pretty blue butterflies, and smiles when Alois exclaims that he loves it. There are some things only a Trancy butler can do. 🕷)

📢 ATTENTION 📢

There needs to be more Dadbastian content.

That is all.