Keith: you in the mood for a quickie?
Lance: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what??
Keith: a quickie. You know, one of those egg things?
Lance:
Lance: you mean a fUCKING QUICHE
Pidge: you want some muffins?
Matt: what kind?
Pidge: zuchinni, but they taste like banana nut.
Matt: bananas can nut?
Pidge:
Pidge: you know what, I’ll just keep my muffins.
shiro: so keith, what does your ideal bf look like?
keith, imagining lances pretty tan skin, cinnamon colored freckles, soft, wind tousled hair, and infectious smile: mothman
I had this weird idea at 2AM last night, and it kinda morphed into something... What if Lance could shapeshift? Just Imagine all the shit he’d get up to-
Lance becoming a girl so he can understand what it’s really like. Lance turning into different animals- a dog, a goldfish, a giant blue lion... Lance changing his hair color and length, turning it blue, green, red; giving himself a mullet or long, wavy locks. Lance turning into a giant snake to scare the shit out of Keith. Lance giving himself huge muscles and entering space wrestling competitions. Lance entering space drag races And winning Lance growing another two feet to scare off a man’s unwanted advances to a girl. Lance turning into the other paladins for a day and making them incredibly uncomfortable. (They actually thought he was Shiro for half an hour) Lance stretching his arms out long to pull Pidge back for a hug. Lance shrinking a little so Keith can bend down to kiss him.
idek it’s kinda weird my mind is a strange place but if you want to do something with this? art? fanfic? more headcanons? PLEASE DO! Just remember to credit me and maybe send it to me when you’re done!
•He’s literally the Weird Uncle/Vodka Aunt to the Paladins. -he found some liquor at the space mall and giggled about food goo for half an hour before collapsing into Shiro’s arms and vomiting all over him -he denies this ever happened
•He’s stolen Allura’s dresses on more than one occasion and has one-man fashion shows for the mice -Lance walked in on one and almost left before grabbing a dress and joining him -fabulousness ensued
•His mustache is a Family Heirloom and if you touch it you die
•He can actually dance?!!? Like he’s basically the Altean equivalent of a ballerina -he was known for it in his youth: they called him Mad Skillz Coran (Or so he says any time anyone questions his ability to do anything)
•He once had purple hair. He refuses to elaborate.
•He loves sitting with Pidge and cooing over her latest discovery or invention -sometimes he and Lance sneak into the control room and mess everything up to see Allura's expressions -he tries to teach Shiro how to adult and those conversations have gone in interesting directions -he and Hunk have Chopped competitions. Pidge pompously judges them and Hunk pretty much always wins -he attempts to show Keith his mad ninja skills. Keith is very confused.
He's just so proud of his crazy space family and loves them all to death 😊❤️
Ask box is open! Please send me anything, I’m so lonely 😬👉👉✨
Current mood: Lotor flying into the sun to get away from his dad
Finally finished this series of pics! I adore Hogwarts AU and can’t resist putting there characters of any fandom I’m in :p
Lemme know if you want more because I have plenty of ideas for this one ;)
P.S. Gonna make a lil summary of characters story in this AU later
Keith: is something burning?
Lance: only my desire for you
Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire
I LIED I WAS NOT READY I WAS SO NOT READY
VOLTRON S4 IS OUT AND I AM SO READY
Taako:
Magnus:
Merle:
Lucretia:
Barry:
Davenport:
Lup:
Kravitz:
Angus:
Killian:
Carey:
NO-3113:
Johann:
Avi:
Garfield:
Roswell:
BONUS
John: