Voltron Hogwarts AU

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They’re just gal pals. 😂

klance cause i’m trash

• Lance has some serious problems with Keith’s wardrobe. -He has tried to burn Keith’s jacket on more than one occasion. -”But guys it just??? it just covers his arms??? what’s even the point????”

• Keith has banned dates in the Red Lion because she wouldn’t stop snickering and giving them weird kinky suggestions

• Keith is the blanket hog, Lance is the sprawler. (honestly, how can just one person take up so much space?)

• “Wake up, sleeping beauty! For I am thine prince, and the curse has been lifted!” “Oh my god Lance get off your breath is slowly killing me” “I SAID the curse iS LIFTED” “STOP IT LANCE YOUR BREATH”

• Keith trying to speak spanish to Lance

• Keith failing miserably at speaking spanish to Lance. -”Uhhhh... teh emo?” “Yes, Keith, we all know you’re the Emo around here”

• “WHAT’RE THOOOOOOOOSSEE!” “those are my crocs, Lance. fuck off.”

• Lance learning an alien instrument to serenade Keith

• the first time Lance slept over, they stayed up telling dumb stories, bickering and laughing until Lance slowly dozed off, his head in Keith’s lap.  -needless to say, Keith didn’t sleep. He spent the night grinning like an idiot and carefully, gently stroking Lance’s hair.  -the morning was spent in each other’s arms, limbs wrapped loosely around each other, exchanging lazy kisses for what seemed like a blissful eternity. -then Hunk walked in to wake them up for breakfast -Pidge spent the rest of the day pointing out Keith’s dark circles and Lance’s mussed up hair, loudly musing over what they might’ve been up to

So I was just looking at this new poster for Voltron that's been flying around Tumblr and I saw this and.... *deep breath* ARE YOU TELLIN ME THAT TWO OF MY FAVE GIRLS ALLURA AND SHAY ARE HANGIN OUT TOGETHER? SMILING? HAVING FUN?! WEARING FLOWER CROWNS?!!?!??? CAUSE I CAN GET DOWN WITH THAT SHIT MMHHHMM HELLS YEAH GIVE ME ALL OF IT PLEASE JUST DROWN ME IN IT OK this just makes me very, very happy, ok?

it's not like I needed my heart or anything

he just wanted to save wife dammit

"I sAw you hANging out W RaNveiG yEsterday" "a-axca it's not what you think!" "i wONT HESITATE BITCH"

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

Shiro returns in S3 but this time his hair is entirely white #spacegrandpa

MURIEL. WITH A

Manbun?!!

do you ever just. get so goddamn aNGRY because you didn’t have your camera open at the right time??