I LIED I WAS NOT READY I WAS SO NOT READY

BREAKDANCE GENTLY TO IT

what keith did for one year alone in his shack

used to crunch on dry spaghetti for every meal

washed his clothes in sprite

‘if there are any ghosts here tonight, can you make me sneeze?’ forces himself to sneeze ‘hOLY-’

when there was a desert storm he would run straight at the lightning, screaming the whole time

labelled his water tank ‘sweat’ and his gasoline tank ‘water’

had never sworn out loud before because of authority figures. the first time he finally did, it was in a whisper and he giggled so hard he blacked out

had a pet rock named ‘not-shiro’

he would talk to it and ask it questions

'not-shiro, can i gargle with soap if i run out of toothpaste? you’re right, that’s stupid. i’ll use laundry detergent instead’

the only song he had on his iPod was the barney theme song and he would breakdance gently to it

found a cave full of strange lion carvings and his first instinct was to lick the walls

'don’t mess with me i have a knife!!!!’

the desert lizard he’s threatening just blinks back at him

missed seeing cute boys. saw himself in a mirror and got so startled he punched it

found himself subconsciously spelling 'lance’ in his alphabet soup and got so mad he dunked the whole bowl on his head

he would write in the sand 'aliens hit me up i am single and willing’

took pictures of strange desert cryptids for his conspiracy board but they were just selfies

used his radio to listen for any news of shiro and make chewbacca noises on public channels

'i don’t like sand. it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere’

when he sat on his hoverbike he would pretend he was in an old spice commercial

every time a shooting star passed overhead he would gasp and whisper 'shiro’

snuck back to the garrison so he could carve 'kieth’ into all of iverson’s belongings to torment him. only realised he spelt his own name wrong after the 546th carving

'snapshot this google earth!’ before he would raise his middle finger up at the sky

Shoutout to TAZ Amnesty for the best/worst name reveal in history

wow thanks satan

shock & realization 

had a really shitty day so i made some soft sketchy danbrey to cheer myself up a bit !

Lance: where do you want to be in five years, Keith?

Keith: *under his breath* hopefully in your bed

Lance: what was that?

Keith: i sAID HOPEFULLY DEAD

Keith: is something burning?

Lance: only my desire for you

Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire

Pidge: you want some muffins?

Matt: what kind?

Pidge: zuchinni, but they taste like banana nut.

Matt: bananas can nut?

Pidge:

Pidge: you know what, I’ll just keep my muffins.

I love you and I think you are a wonderful person

Oh my god this is so incredibly sweet ❤️❤️Thank you so, so much you amazing human being. I really needed this right now. ☺️

Space Daddy™️ Shiro

•He physically cannot sleep in -it’s 6 AM and he’s ready to go -he’s probably working out tbh

•Speaking of which dis boi is just McFrickin ripped?!!!???! -no chub here I mean his muscles have muscles amiright -Lance once tried to use him as a pillow and was sorely disappointed.

•CANNOT COOK -scrambled eggs, toast and rice is as good as it gets w/ this boi -once he and Keith tried to bake a cake for Lance’s birthday and nearly burned down the castle -they had to endure a massive scolding from Space Mom Allura.

•He’s trying so hard to be a Real Adult™️but he’s just so confused?!?? All the time??!!?!? -“What’s happening? Where’s my gun? Wait, do I have a gun!? Is Keith the left arm or the right arm? Who are we fighting? Where are they?!!!?? Hunk is. A leg right..”

•*voltron is attacked* Shiro! What do we do?! -Shiro: Alright, stay calm everyone! We got this. -Shiro internally: *high pitched screaming*

•He’s actually not sure how he’s still alive without coffee

•Whenever he gets a bit overwhelmed he goes to Coran for Adulting advice. -some weird conversations have happened here -Coran once tried to give him The Talk™️ and Shiro backed out of that one real fast.

Hope you liked these! Plz request! I’m so alone

I made bingo for my Voltron S4 predictions... let's see how this goes.