Keith: Is Something Burning?

Current mood: Lotor flying into the sun to get away from his dad

wow thanks satan

shock & realization 

"Oooooh, she's cute!" "Lance I'm pretty sure that's a guy."

-Pidge at some point, probably

OMG IR BLOG IS SOAmazing AND I LOVE IT SO MUch!! !!!

AAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!!! I’ve had a super long day and this message just made me 10000% happier. I’m always nervous about my content here, so hearing that you like it means so much to me!! PLEASE feel free to request any fics or headcanons you’d like to see! <3

Listening to Hozier feels like walking into the church where rioters pray

Lup Taaco’s full name is Chalupa. Yes this is 100% real and no I don’t make the rules.

Lance Headcanons!

Happy birthday Voltron! 🎉🎉🎉In honor of this very special day, here are some lance headcanons!!!

•He loved hanging out with his sisters back home -They would paint his nails (pink with glitter, obviously) and tease him about his obvious crush on the cute boy next door -He got really good at braiding hair and always stole their croptops

•Never play soccer against him he will own your ass

•The only things he can cook are toast and some vague, incredibly complicated family recipies.  -But if he tries to make something from a cookbook or a box there is a 98.9% chance of everything exploding

•He uses the most outdated memes and evreyone on the team is just. so done. -”O SHIT WADDUP” “Did I mention I hate you.”

•Jokes “I’d die for you” -is never actually joking

•He always sits in the weirdest position ever like the rest of the team’s sitting all nice and proper in their chairs and thERES LANCE LAYING ON HIS CHAIR WITH HIS FEET OVER THE TOP OR SOME SHIT AND I

•Because he had to share a bed with like three of his siblings, he sleeps stick-straight or curled up, always careful to make sure no one get pushed out -The rest of the team, though… 

 •He wolf whistles at everyone on the team, but only when they’re doing something supremely unattractive 

 •once he caught Keith picking his nose and the whistle scared him so much he punctured his nose with his fingernail and Lance will never let him live it down 

•He’s been known to sing acapella covers of Toxic in the shower

•Gets a papercut: OH GOD THE PAIN THE PAIN I’M DYING THIS WOUND SHALL BE MY LAST TELL MY MAMA I LOVE HER SWEET LORD MY FLAWLESS COMPLEXION IT’S FOREVER RUINED I CAN’T GO ON I-

Is actually wounded: Oh this? Heh, don’t worry about it I’ll be fine.

yeah i just love this perfect boi okay Open for requests! Voltron, Steven Universe, Yuri!!! on Ice, Haikyuu, probably more…….. i’m so alone

Lance: is anyone else scared?

Keith: not really. i've already lived longer than i expected.

They’re just gal pals. 😂

Lance: Honey, it's really muggy out today.

Keith: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you.

Lance: *sips coffee from a bowl*