Pidge: You Want Some Muffins?

Sims 4 page on Steam. Not to be controversial but I think the CEO of EA should be beheaded for this

goodbye sleep

Absolutely buck-wild things from TAZ I've become desensitized to

-one of the main characters’ name being Taako Taaco

-a different main characters’ name being Barold Bluejeans

-the literal angel of death faking a cockney accent for no real reason

-the main crew being called the Tres Horny Boys

-many of the plot points being caused/resolved by a Fantasy Costco run by Garfield the Cat on the goddamn moon

-the villain, who is an all-powerful being that consumes entire planes of existence, being a middle-aged dude named John

-Merle regularly seducing plants

-a canonical weapon being a Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom

-the absolute disregard of basically all the rules of DnD

-vore

You forgot to say that's it's 'muggy' out you just said it's really night out

Thank you so much! It's fixed now. Autocorrect is not my friend today 😅If any of you reblogged it when it said night, feel free to delete it/reblog the new one.

Lance: *puts his hand on Keith's shoulder*

Keith: *gay gasp*

A Klance question:

Who's the blanket hog and who's the sprawler?

You feel a hand on your shoulder as someone moves by your side.  And you hear a voice say: “Is this seat taken?”

“No m’am, who is a stranger to me, by all means!”

sketches  (❁´ω`❁)

Headcanons on how the paladins chill out?

•Shiro rarely ever takes time to chill, and when he does, it’s because the other Paladins forced him to. -One time, Keith (aided by Hunk, of course) had to actually pin him down to make him stop training. -When he does take a break, it’s to make sure everyone’s doing alright, looking over battle plans and catching up on alien literature he’s actually a huge fuckin book nerd ok. -He always gets dragged into the Paladin’s movie nights and, though he won’t admit it, he loves Disney so goddamn much.

•In his free time, Lance has tried to sneak off to alien bars gay bars to meet cute girls and boys. -On one abandoned planet, he found two long scraps of metal and bent them into needles so he could knit. He’s made everyone sweaters and gave Keith a giant floppy Santa hat (Keith secretly loves it).-Once and a while, he’ll set up a kind of spa and forces the other Paladins to let him give them face masks and massages and paint their nails.

•Hunk cooks, of course. He tries to find new ways to work with food goo, and tests out different ingrediants Allura finds him on other planets. -He loves taking long naps (and not getting woken up by attacking Galra) and checks in with the others to see what they’re up to, if they need any help or support from him and is down to cuddle at all times. 

-He also works with Pidge, exploring the castle and checking out all the cool technology it has to offer, making sure that everything is functioning.

•Keith will spend hours just zoned out, staring at nothing or playing absently with his knife until someone shakes him out of it. 

-He creates these crazy fitness-oriented contests and basically forces everyone to fight him or do push-ups or kickbox until they can’t feel their legs. 

-He can’t whistle and he is the most tone-deaf person you’ll ever meet, thus he hums so goddman much. He denies it, but sometimes he’ll just sit and hum his favorite songs, thinking about earth.

•Pidge, obviously, would spend pretty much all of her down time working with her tech. 

-When she isn’t using her computers  to track the Galra or search for Matt, she’s coding, making new programs, taking alien teach apart and making new robots and machines out of the pieces. 

-One time she holed up in her room for an entire day, making a video game and spent the next 48 hours testing it playing it non stop with Lance.

Do any of you have other headcanons about this? Please send them to me, I’d love to see them. My ask box is open, and submissions is on! 

Honestly guys, request anything. Headcanons, doodles, shit about me... I'm so bored please

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.