I Watch Voyager W Both Of My Parents Bc It's My Mom's Favorite But Like, My Father And I Fucking HATE

just went from listening to horror podcasts to listening to a silly little radio show podcast and my brain is just sitting there listing to it thinking "where are the Horrors"

me, pointing to directions for a lab: i can't read this!!! i'm illiterate!!!

my friend: didn't you finish a 500 page book in a day once?

me: my past does not define me.

in my english class we were reading these articles about teenagers and reading and one of the articles talked about how a lot of teens aren’t reading less, surveys just aren’t covering all the stuff teens are reading these days and the kid summarizing it said ‘actually the article goes on for quite a bit on fan fiction’

and my teacher was like ‘!!! all kinds of fiction is good!  fan fiction, crime fiction, realistic fiction, (ect.)’ and if im being totally honest here guys, i dont think she knows what fan fiction is

i started college a few months ago and i'm living in the dorms and the people right above us like to listen to taylor swift in the morning and you can hear it through the bathroom pipes (but only when you're actually IN the bathroom) and this morning after my shower the person playing music sang along to one of them and their voice is pretty and i'm living out a fan fiction trope :(

The fact that the Blue Spirit is a character from a play and that the mask is also from the play means Zuko was committing vigilante justice in cosplay.

for those who don't know what christians do during their little youth gatherings and confirmation stuff, we summon a demon in an empty parking lot at night and fist fight it in an initiation ceremony

me: are you liking clone wars

you, an unsuspecting fool with good, but predictable taste: yeah, obi-wan is my favorite!

me: i figured.

you: ???

me: i figured you'd obi-wanT DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH

my sister: i love you

me: i'm watching a cinnamon toast crunch ad

enjoy life while you can!  hell has reached max capacity and the spirits of those who try to attain residence will be redirected directly Into The Void!