me: are you liking clone wars
you, an unsuspecting fool with good, but predictable taste: yeah, obi-wan is my favorite!
me: i figured.
you: ???
me: i figured you'd obi-wanT DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH
my baby, my baby
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update on the clone thing: squirrels hate my double but like, they still love me? so we're gonna test this out on other animals we like to see if they can tell that my clone is an unnatural reproduction of me! i anticipate fun times :)
people are always like 'wow! i want to take a look inside your head to see how your brain works!' like, you fool, its the adhd
when the bad batch met all those thief kids on that explosion juice planet they shouldve just taken them all with them and turned the marauder into a mobile orphanage
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Hunter: Wait there are mind control chips in our brains? Tech: Don't worry, we're neurodivergent, so they don't work.
not dean 'the very touch of you corrupts' winchester being blackmailed by the angel assigned to keep evil out of the garden of eden to stay away from his angel-turned-human boyfriend castiel
there should be a game show where the contestants are given a group of memes involving one event and have to figure out what event they're all about or what happened
so my schoolβs drama production isΒ βThe Hobbitβ and iβm playing kili and at one point the person playing fili had to leave early so i pulled out one of these
from my pocket and held it up and saidΒ βokay guys this is Germ but his friends call him God, say hi!β and everyone simultaneously saidΒ βhi Godβ and i had God speak filiβs lines for the rest of the day.Β 10/10 rehearsal.