Enjoy Life While You Can! Hell Has Reached Max Capacity And The Spirits Of Those Who Try To Attain

enjoy life while you can! hell has reached max capacity and the spirits of those who try to attain residence will be redirected directly Into The Void!

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although....... chad spread the news enjoy life while you still can! if you have any questions please either direct your screams to the sky or into the void questions may be answered within the next 27 years at the soonest and 83 at the latest! heaven would like to inform you that their request box is closed at the moment those who are waiting for admission are politely asked to wait in the ever open arms of purgatory do not worry! they have numerous free streaming services and one singular bookstore and a one story library with only 85 books all are copies of children's book 'Socks'. it is said that if you ask the 85th librarian he can hook you up with and EXCLUSIVE book An IKEA manual for a bookshelf!

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duracel-battery

4 months ago

a three panel pencil comic, background colored mustard-yellow digitally. The three panels are of Garak and Bashir leaning towards each other, only shown from their shoulders up.
Panel one has Bashir frowning, brow furrowed at Garak. Garak is smiling slightly without it reaching his eyes, which are half lidded, and he asks Bashir, "Doctor, do you trust me?"

In panel two, Julian is surprised, eyes wide, mouth open, and he says "Oh! No! No, not at all! No—Ha! Why would I? No, I mean...Absolutely not."
Garak's shoulders are raised, and he's looking at Bashir with shock, almost a little bit of horror. His mouth is open in a tiny frown.

In panel three, Bashir is tugging at his collar and turning away, pointedly not looking at Garak. There's the implication of a light blush on his cheeks. "I don't trust you, BUT if I did, I would trust you to act as I know you would—which isn't trust as much as familiarity if you think about it, really." Bashir defends himself.
Garak, staring wide-eyed, says "oh dear." quietly, to himself.
Bashir continues, unerring:
"It's only trust in the way that perhaps a sailor trusts a read sky; to warn of a storm, not to sail it."

Another comic in the same exact style as the first, with the same exact opening image.

Panel one has Bashir frowning, brow furrowed at Garak. Garak is smiling slightly without it reaching his eyes, which are half lidded, and he asks Bashir, "Doctor, do you trust me?"

Panel two has Bashir raising his hand up, smiling at Garak now, eyebrows still furrowed, but almost incredulously. "No," Bashir says, then asks, "is that what you want to hear?"
Garak's raised his chin up, and is smiling at Bashir with wide eyes. "Just so," he replies.

Panel three has Bashir leaning onto his raised hand, so that his chin is braced on it. He's smiling, his eyebrows are raised but his eyes are affectionately narrowed. "Well then, MISTER Garak, You'll be pleased to learn..." he begins, "...that I wouldn't trust you at my back with a tennis racket."

Garak is repressing a small grin, and his own eyes are half closed, equally affectionately. They're leaning very close to each other now.
"My dear," Garak replies, "that's positively paranoid."
He doesn't seem to be disapproving.

two truths and a lie

(another practice in drawing expressions)

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duracel-battery

4 months ago

It's been a long road 🛣️🚘 Gettin'🏃‍♂️ from there 🌎 to here 🌌 It's been a long time ⏰⌛ But my time ⌚ is finally near 😤💯🔥 I will see 👁️ my dream 😴🛌 come alive 🌿 at last 💪🙏 I will touch the sky 🌌 An' they're not gonna hold 💁‍♂️ me down ⬇️ no more 🙅‍♂️👎 No they're not gonna change 🪙👛 my mind 🧠🤯

‘Cause I've got faith 🙏👼 of the heart 💗💖 I'm going 🏃‍♂️ where my heart ❤️ will take me 🌠🌌 I've got faith 😇 to believe ✨🌟 I can do anything 😤💯 I've got strength 💪🏋️‍♂️ of the soul ❤️ An' no one's gonna bend ⤵️ or break 💔 me 💪😤 I can reach 🙆‍♂️ any star ✨🌟🌠 I've got faith 🙏I've got faith 👼😇🙏 Faith 😇 of the heart 💖💕❤️💞💓💗

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duracel-battery

1 year ago

don't want to make sense here anymore, sorry

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going to start shitposting to help vent my insanity

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duracel-battery

3 years ago

person, singing: oh do you know the muffin man who lives on-

the muffin man, covering their mouth: please stop giving away my address

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funny humor nursery rhymes guys stop doxxing the muffin man's address hasnt he been through enough? muffin man nursery rhymes ruin lives :( funney for some reason i spelled it wrong the first time but im just gonna let it stay its not THAT funney but you know what for today im role playing as a funkey little comedian

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duracel-battery

3 years ago

my sister: *recalls something from our childhood*

me, a known ADHD: memories aren't real. nu-uh. show me a memory. that's not a memory! what's a memory? who let you in here?

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adhd adhd thoughts I am adhd things adhd feels adhdlife get this i have such a bad memory its not even funny source: night vale the last part is anyhow things that come to be in my neural synapses :) someone turn them off ADHD quote ig adhd memories an adhd

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duracel-battery

1 month ago

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

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adding this to my list of war crimes to commit during the war against milk i'm planning

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duracel-battery

1 year ago

the aspec war on bots is preparing us to take over denmark

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aspec mafia

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duracel-battery

3 years ago

has anyone else gone through that very awkward moment when you make a joke about being queer to people you’ve come out to or thought you’d come out to only to realize that either they forgot or you never came out to them bc like that was a level of awkwardness and uncomfortableness that i was NOT prepared for

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lgbtqia trans lgbtq queer GAY aroace ace aro bi pan lbgtq i kinda want stories ngl me: if you think about it my june birthday was an omen my friend: lol how me: ??? because its pride month ???? my friend: *starts making eyebrows at me* oh? do you have something to tell us me knowing id already come out to her: i thought you knew ????????? queer panic but in a different color queer jokes backfiring ig ripppp

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duracel-battery

11 months ago

genuinely i do think aromanticism gives me shrimp emotions. i don't experience love in a way that is fundamentally the same as most people but i am effortlessly recognizing and experiencing the secret third thing and all the hundreds of secret things after that

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duracel-battery

1 year ago

can i not rest.

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supernatural misha collins destiel it has been 4 years

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