In My English Class We Were Reading These Articles About Teenagers And Reading And One Of The Articles

so turns out bears hate everyone. ha ha.

anyways, there are three of us now.

update on the clone thing: squirrels hate my double but like, they still love me? so we're gonna test this out on other animals we like to see if they can tell that my clone is an unnatural reproduction of me! i anticipate fun times :)

writers work hard but by god ashoka's lesbianism works harder

EVERYTIME i bring up how much golf sucks and we should get rid of it to repurpose the land its on people are always like 'but its fun :(' bestie i cannot stress how much i do not care. arson is fun but it's still illegal

has anyone else gone through that very awkward moment when you make a joke about being queer to people you’ve come out to or thought you’d come out to only to realize that either they forgot or you never came out to them bc like that was a level of awkwardness and uncomfortableness that i was NOT prepared for 

people find out that i usually put bugs outside instead of killing them and go like 'oh my god! you're so sweet and kind!' like; no fucker, i'm afraid of bug ghosts.

people in like, adventure movies, always have to go through a room with dart dispensers lining the walls at head level, right??? why don’t they just roll past them on the floor?

me: *accidentally hits tom nook’s tent with my shovel*

tom nook, inside, shaking: w h a t  t h e  f u c k

i started college a few months ago and i'm living in the dorms and the people right above us like to listen to taylor swift in the morning and you can hear it through the bathroom pipes (but only when you're actually IN the bathroom) and this morning after my shower the person playing music sang along to one of them and their voice is pretty and i'm living out a fan fiction trope :(

i was rewatching the first few episodes of Rebels and i got to the part in episode two where ezra pops out of the ceiling wearing a stormtrooper cadet helmet and zeb punches him in the face.

so ezra says 'wHy DiD yOu PuNcH mE???' and zeb is like 'how was i supposed to know it was you, you're wearing a bucket" but like, he's also wearing a BRIGHT ORANGE JUMPSUIT

its weird that im good at spanish considering i'm aromantic