Me, Pointing To Directions For A Lab: I Can't Read This!!! I'm Illiterate!!!

me, pointing to directions for a lab: i can't read this!!! i'm illiterate!!!

my friend: didn't you finish a 500 page book in a day once?

me: my past does not define me.

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high school anyways technically it’s like actuallyadhd adhd things things my friends have said high school quotes something about chem labs makes my adhd go brr adhd: oh? you stand up? we do things now? me: no i need to read the directions for this lab please adhd: fuck you and what are words me: ple a se i need to help my group :( irl quote things i have said adhd jokes

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duracel-battery

3 years ago

you have opened my eyes.

*clears throat*

*steps up to microphone*

*hesitates*

I view Jack Kline as an aroace and it would be really cool if I had the motivation and writing abilities required to make some one shots or something.

That... that is all.

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supernatural aroace ace aro jack kline

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duracel-battery

3 years ago

people:

A woman is telling a young girl "You're just starting to feel like a woman and, believe it or not, soon you'll understand what its like to be in love"

me, a young aromantic:

A girl sitting on a bench is saying 'Me? I don't think so'

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lgbtq funny memes humor aroace aromantic aro I think I’m funny aromantic spectrum aro spec well lgbtq memes lgbtq meme asexual aromantic Aro ace the parent trap aromantic meme aro meme i don't know if someone else has done this but i saw it and was like 'oh fucking MOOD kid' aro ace memes aromantic asexual memes aro jokes this isn't really an ace meme so i'll only tag aro and aroace

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duracel-battery

3 years ago

person, singing: oh do you know the muffin man who lives on-

the muffin man, covering their mouth: please stop giving away my address

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funny humor nursery rhymes guys stop doxxing the muffin man's address hasnt he been through enough? muffin man nursery rhymes ruin lives :( funney for some reason i spelled it wrong the first time but im just gonna let it stay its not THAT funney but you know what for today im role playing as a funkey little comedian

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duracel-battery

1 year ago

I have done it. Vine boom for every slap

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duracel-battery

4 months ago

my younger sister, in a bout of trying to convince me that she'd seen star trek, told me without hesitation that spock's middle name was "spockulus"

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star trek Spock star trek tos spock spockulus my beloved mr. spockulus...

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duracel-battery

3 months ago

and we should do it again. only through mail though, i want to receive a printed picture of mindless spock.

If you think Threshold Day is weird you are missing so much of the Star Trek fandom. Back in the 70s the fanclubs used to send out holiday cards in the mail commemorating Spock's Brain

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duracel-battery

1 year ago

my small contribution to the dinluke community

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duracel-battery

1 year ago

everytime i drink water it goes straight up into and out of my head. my hair hasn't been dry for days. i can't live like this

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shitpost

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duracel-battery

1 year ago

was out hunting bots in the ace tag and read the tagline to one of the health advertisements as 'alien power supplement' and was like 'huh! getting creative?' but later i saw the same ad again and realized i'd just misread the word aizen :(

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aspec mafia DOWN WITH THE BOTS i really!!! really!!! hope they all die soon!!!

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duracel-battery

1 year ago

think i'm a bit a boy but like how a stick is to a tree yk

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trans nonbinary idc is this how gender works is now gender shit post i do be gender pondering having a good Gender Think

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