My Small Contribution To The Dinluke Community

nothing provides more relief then finding out that Tuvix isn't the ship tuvok x neelix that is somehow popular enough that everyone talks about, but is instead an episode demonstrating that everything that includes neelix ends up being horrible.

just went from listening to horror podcasts to listening to a silly little radio show podcast and my brain is just sitting there listing to it thinking "where are the Horrors"

everytime i drink water it goes straight up into and out of my head. my hair hasn't been dry for days. i can't live like this

genuinely i do think aromanticism gives me shrimp emotions. i don't experience love in a way that is fundamentally the same as most people but i am effortlessly recognizing and experiencing the secret third thing and all the hundreds of secret things after that

me, pointing to directions for a lab: i can't read this!!! i'm illiterate!!!

my friend: didn't you finish a 500 page book in a day once?

me: my past does not define me.

went on a long walk outside the other day and i carry acorns with me for the express purpose of feeding squirrels and on the way back a squirrel bounded up to me and stopped in front of me waiting for an acorn. 10/10 would recommend taking walks and feeding squirrels, watching them eat them is also adorable.

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

messenger: all of your kids and cattle are dead

job: this is so sad, alexa play "hallelujah"

me: are you liking clone wars

you, an unsuspecting fool with good, but predictable taste: yeah, obi-wan is my favorite!

me: i figured.

you: ???

me: i figured you'd obi-wanT DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver