Messenger: All Of Your Kids And Cattle Are Dead

currently making a destiel powerpoint for a friend (they want to absorb spn by osmosis instead of watching it) and thank you tumblr for having been thinking about deancas for the past like 16 years, couldn't do it without your one million posts about them.

“red pill or blue pill” i say.  you look closer.  im not holding a red pill or a blue pill.  in one hand is a chuck e cheese coin and in the other is a capsule sponge toy that will turn into a purple velociraptor in your stomach.

pspspsps come collect ur bot slayer badge

again? so soon? i beg of you.

can i not rest.

as an aroace i will forget that being attracted to people is normal until someone else mentions it and it shocks me into silence

was out hunting bots in the ace tag and read the tagline to one of the health advertisements as 'alien power supplement' and was like 'huh! getting creative?' but later i saw the same ad again and realized i'd just misread the word aizen :(

two truths and a lie

(another practice in drawing expressions)

books similar to the selection (royal is presented with a bunch of people of the opposite sex to choose a life partner from (usually a male royal presented with girls.  they get married at the end)  usually end up with a part where the two people are like ‘lets be friends’ and thus starts the slow burn from friends to lovers HOWEVER such a book could be improved if instead they never left the friend stage and bond over both of them being aromantic (and maybe also asexual or on the ace-spec) and the rest of the book is just them whispering jokes to each other over group dinners and working on solving problems and the royal realizes that their new BFF is not only the funniest person they’ve ever met they also have an amazing mind for politics and they eventually get married (because thats the whole point of this ‘selection’ and they realize that 1. if they don’t the country will get upset and the royal will be pushed into another relationship or something, 2. it would be weird to just keep you’re new best friend around after ending the ‘selection’ and either royal’s parents or some other government authority would want BFF out of the castle, and 3. they want to spend the rest of their purely platonic lives together) and eventually they adopt some kids and maybe some animals as well and live out their best lives.

idk i just think it’d be neat

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

i was rewatching the first few episodes of Rebels and i got to the part in episode two where ezra pops out of the ceiling wearing a stormtrooper cadet helmet and zeb punches him in the face.

so ezra says 'wHy DiD yOu PuNcH mE???' and zeb is like 'how was i supposed to know it was you, you're wearing a bucket" but like, he's also wearing a BRIGHT ORANGE JUMPSUIT