Went On A Long Walk Outside The Other Day And I Carry Acorns With Me For The Express Purpose Of Feeding

do you ever make a pretty clever joke but nobody understands because they have no idea what you're talking about?

because i just said to someone after realizing that i was a fool "i need to buy an egg because apparently im a clown" and instead of being like 'oh ha ha bc thats how you copyright a clown look!' they said 'i told my dad about this and he's concerned'

im unappreciated in the greater scheme of things, smh

i was rewatching the first few episodes of Rebels and i got to the part in episode two where ezra pops out of the ceiling wearing a stormtrooper cadet helmet and zeb punches him in the face.

so ezra says 'wHy DiD yOu PuNcH mE???' and zeb is like 'how was i supposed to know it was you, you're wearing a bucket" but like, he's also wearing a BRIGHT ORANGE JUMPSUIT

how to be "that girl" in ✨10✨ easy steps

nothing provides more relief then finding out that Tuvix isn't the ship tuvok x neelix that is somehow popular enough that everyone talks about, but is instead an episode demonstrating that everything that includes neelix ends up being horrible.

my younger sister, in a bout of trying to convince me that she'd seen star trek, told me without hesitation that spock's middle name was "spockulus"

ah yes, angels and demons, my two favorite genders

have i seen the book of boba fett? did you mean 'local man adopts several cybernetic children to start a crime family'??? because if so, yes

writing prompt bc i don't know what to do with it -

an alien comes down to earth and has to blend in and seem human (you know what i mean, they're gathering info or something) and to prepare themselves they watch stuff on youtube to get a lay of the land and culture. problem is they only watch videos from those shitty life hack channels like five minute crafts and, more importantly, troom troom and watch those my story animated type videos to create what they think is a plausible human back story. they then move into a human apartment complete with human roommates and pretend to be human to gather information on the human life experience.

maybe they're an alien scientist trying to study humans and their culture or something.

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

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