you are one mobius m(obius) mobius. you love your boytoy arm candy boyfriend. one day out of the blue he has an engineering degree and seems a little stressed out. boytoy decides to go outside into some radiation famous for turning people into spagetti and/or peeling their skin off and doesn't put on a suit. he walks all the way down a walk way up to a big ol' machine and decides to grow 3 foot horns and a cape on his way down. he blows up the generator that powers your place of work. he decides to walk straight into the cosmic spaghetti it spits out, turns it into a giant glowing green tree, and you never see him again.
"arthur returns" au but instead of like him returning now he returns in the 80s because i think he should be forced to wear neon and rollerskate everywhere. i need him to use 80s slang.
my younger sister's middle school was doing a fine arts night where they like, do music and shit. so the preschoolers were singing a song called 'jesus is my superhero' and it was accompanied by a lego stop motion animation where a ton of superheros ran around and sang together and every once and a while there'd be a person in jedi robes doing a little gig. so i sat there for a while trying to figure out if it was anakin or obi-wan but the face didn't match either of them.
it took me about 2 - 3 minutes to realize that it was the man himself, Jesus Christ.
messenger: all of your kids and cattle are dead
job: this is so sad, alexa play "hallelujah"
at his heart of hearts, dean is a mother
my small contribution to the dinluke community
when the bad batch met all those thief kids on that explosion juice planet they shouldve just taken them all with them and turned the marauder into a mobile orphanage
ceaseless watcher turn your lips upon this wretched thing
hey do you think dean was so attached to scooby door bc when john was out on a hunt, he and sam would watch a lot of TV in the motel and then comes on this show and THEY'RE ALSO fighting monsters and dad was supposed to be back two hours ago but they make it look like it's not to dangerous at all so maybe he'll be just fine and it won't be like last time when he came back bleeding and you had to help patch him up while calming sammy down and when they unmask the monster it's just a harmless old man every time or like do you think he just had a crush on fred or smth.
me: *accidentally hits tom nook’s tent with my shovel*
tom nook, inside, shaking: w h a t t h e f u c k
my younger sister, in a bout of trying to convince me that she'd seen star trek, told me without hesitation that spock's middle name was "spockulus"