My Younger Sister's Middle School Was Doing A Fine Arts Night Where They Like, Do Music And Shit. So

my younger sister's middle school was doing a fine arts night where they like, do music and shit. so the preschoolers were singing a song called 'jesus is my superhero' and it was accompanied by a lego stop motion animation where a ton of superheros ran around and sang together and every once and a while there'd be a person in jedi robes doing a little gig. so i sat there for a while trying to figure out if it was anakin or obi-wan but the face didn't match either of them.

it took me about 2 - 3 minutes to realize that it was the man himself, Jesus Christ.

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star wars jesus christ Jesus swtcw obi wan anakin swcw the bible this was right before jesus started flying around and fighting giant robots he started speeding around and i told my dad 'canonically that IS a jedi ability' and then he started flying and i couldn't dispute that jedi cant really fly rip to those guys but im diffrent jesus is my superhero

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