Ceaseless Watcher Turn Your Lips Upon This Wretched Thing

me: *accidentally hits tom nook’s tent with my shovel*

tom nook, inside, shaking: w h a t  t h e  f u c k

my friends and i were talking about what element benders we would be in atla and i almost joked 'lol just take a quiz like the rest of us' but then i realized the quiz would be like

which do you like most:

- swimming

- a cool breeze on my face

- the snap and crackle of a campfire

- shoveling dirt into my mouth

sometimes my friends will go "yeah [insert character here] is hot" and i have to silently stare at the wall for a bit to realign attraction into my view of how people see a character. sometimes i will repeat "[character] is hot????" over and over again like a broken record to cope. truly terrible.

as an aroace i will forget that being attracted to people is normal until someone else mentions it and it shocks me into silence

update on the clone thing: squirrels hate my double but like, they still love me? so we're gonna test this out on other animals we like to see if they can tell that my clone is an unnatural reproduction of me! i anticipate fun times :)

how to be "that girl" in ✨10✨ easy steps

me: god i'm so glad my lungs don't lick each other

my friend: i want to do a case study on you

everytime i drink water it goes straight up into and out of my head. my hair hasn't been dry for days. i can't live like this

do you ever make a pretty clever joke but nobody understands because they have no idea what you're talking about?

because i just said to someone after realizing that i was a fool "i need to buy an egg because apparently im a clown" and instead of being like 'oh ha ha bc thats how you copyright a clown look!' they said 'i told my dad about this and he's concerned'

im unappreciated in the greater scheme of things, smh

writers work hard but by god ashoka's lesbianism works harder

went on a long walk outside the other day and i carry acorns with me for the express purpose of feeding squirrels and on the way back a squirrel bounded up to me and stopped in front of me waiting for an acorn. 10/10 would recommend taking walks and feeding squirrels, watching them eat them is also adorable.