Someone: So Who Do You Have A Crush On

went on a long walk outside the other day and i carry acorns with me for the express purpose of feeding squirrels and on the way back a squirrel bounded up to me and stopped in front of me waiting for an acorn. 10/10 would recommend taking walks and feeding squirrels, watching them eat them is also adorable.

my sister: i love you

me: i'm watching a cinnamon toast crunch ad

hey. what if our souls were so intertwined that time itself twisted - and the fabric of reality ripped itself apart - just to allow us to walk into the next life together hand in hand. what then

people are always like 'wow! i want to take a look inside your head to see how your brain works!' like, you fool, its the adhd

currently making a destiel powerpoint for a friend (they want to absorb spn by osmosis instead of watching it) and thank you tumblr for having been thinking about deancas for the past like 16 years, couldn't do it without your one million posts about them.

watched lockwood & co. and like, when do these children sleep

me: are you liking clone wars

you, an unsuspecting fool with good, but predictable taste: yeah, obi-wan is my favorite!

me: i figured.

you: ???

me: i figured you'd obi-wanT DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH

genuinely i do think aromanticism gives me shrimp emotions. i don't experience love in a way that is fundamentally the same as most people but i am effortlessly recognizing and experiencing the secret third thing and all the hundreds of secret things after that

have i seen the book of boba fett? did you mean 'local man adopts several cybernetic children to start a crime family'??? because if so, yes

me: you know goosebumps?  skin go be like porcupine (arg) and helps keep you warm.  and skin is just so nice, you know?  keeps everything inside.  nothing can get out unless my skin opens up.

my mom: i asked you about possible vacation spots