watched lockwood & co. and like, when do these children sleep
remember when Cas lost his memory, got married, recovered his memories, and then immediately left his wife forver to help Dean? wild.
i hate that the answer to the question ‘which is more likely to kill Dean Winchester: God or Rusty Nail’ is rusty nail
there's such a difference between houses you want to live in and houses you'd want to grow up in and its so weird
not dean 'the very touch of you corrupts' winchester being blackmailed by the angel assigned to keep evil out of the garden of eden to stay away from his angel-turned-human boyfriend castiel
me: *accidentally hits tom nook’s tent with my shovel*
tom nook, inside, shaking: w h a t t h e f u c k
younger me: my youth invigorates me. i am empowered by my lack of age and it keeps me strong. i can bound over hills in a single leap and my childish energy strengthens my every step. the world is a mystery that i shall uncover with my seemingly endless days for i am young and i shall inherit the earth.
some online game: you have to be 13 to play :/
me: oh but i am woefully old! my age withers my face and seeps into my bones. i have seen time consume whole empires and species but it does not take me. my eyes are old and have seen much. my mind is full of the wonders of the world that i have discovered throughout my time on earth and i have uncovered secrets older than the ageless rocks that scatter the shores. i have seen the dinosaurs walk this land and have seen the first sunrise that graced the skin of the earth.
as an aroace i will forget that being attracted to people is normal until someone else mentions it and it shocks me into silence
BREAKING: Geode has arrived at the Met Gala
welcome to aromantic awareness week everyone, to start i would like to call out my younger self who justified not having crushes by saying "ugh i know them too well, i can't have a crush on them now" and my knowledge of how crushes work still hasn't changed!
ceaseless watcher turn your lips upon this wretched thing