Me: You Know Goosebumps?  Skin Go Be Like Porcupine (arg) And Helps Keep You Warm.  And Skin Is Just

messenger: all of your kids and cattle are dead

job: this is so sad, alexa play "hallelujah"

me: *accidentally hits tom nook’s tent with my shovel*

tom nook, inside, shaking: w h a t  t h e  f u c k

younger me: my youth invigorates me. i am empowered by my lack of age and it keeps me strong. i can bound over hills in a single leap and my childish energy strengthens my every step. the world is a mystery that i shall uncover with my seemingly endless days for i am young and i shall inherit the earth.

some online game: you have to be 13 to play :/

me: oh but i am woefully old! my age withers my face and seeps into my bones. i have seen time consume whole empires and species but it does not take me. my eyes are old and have seen much. my mind is full of the wonders of the world that i have discovered throughout my time on earth and i have uncovered secrets older than the ageless rocks that scatter the shores. i have seen the dinosaurs walk this land and have seen the first sunrise that graced the skin of the earth.

i wear a white and black ring as an aroace person and every acespec or arospec person i've met i've had to describe why i wear them every single time except once. i was talking to an acespec friend of mine a bit ago about the card suit thing and they didn't even know it was something that was done. idk it feels like every time that i bring up something i learned about as being ace or aro culture, my ace and aro friends have never even heard about it. it's kinda sad

every time i think about the aphobia and blatant erasure of aspec culture that’s been so rampant in online spaces i get SO sad. now aspec people don’t even know their own history!! aspec people are calling queerplatonic relationships “just friends”!! people are confusing asexuality with celibacy and aromanticism with asexuality!! aspec people think aspec identities are a 2000s fad!! this is so sad!!!!!

crash

i was rewatching the first few episodes of Rebels and i got to the part in episode two where ezra pops out of the ceiling wearing a stormtrooper cadet helmet and zeb punches him in the face.

so ezra says 'wHy DiD yOu PuNcH mE???' and zeb is like 'how was i supposed to know it was you, you're wearing a bucket" but like, he's also wearing a BRIGHT ORANGE JUMPSUIT

my sister: i love you

me: i'm watching a cinnamon toast crunch ad

enjoy life while you can!  hell has reached max capacity and the spirits of those who try to attain residence will be redirected directly Into The Void!

hey. what if our souls were so intertwined that time itself twisted - and the fabric of reality ripped itself apart - just to allow us to walk into the next life together hand in hand. what then