I Almost Lost My Earbud?!

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

HIYA, SMART-GUY!

^ i do mean it.

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

hrmm... sixer.

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I don't know if God is real but if they are...

they aren't loving because if they were a loving god I wouldn't be so cold and rude.

had to go to the hospital today

it was nothing too serious, it was mainly a appointment that I had to go for and I've been to the hospital several times but I still don't like going to the hospital or going to hospitals in general.

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

so this happened

I was showing my mom a drawing that I had did recently and she told me that I was getting better at drawing. Which is of course a huge compliment to me, but she also said that she would give one of my doodles tattooed on her.

The sooner you reblog this, the funnier it is