Reblog If You Believe Fanfics Are As Valid As Books That Were Published And Sold By Authors Who Write

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

Gloves are so hard to type in

I have marching band gloves on rn

HIYA, SMART-GUY!

^ i do mean it.

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so this happened

I was showing my mom a drawing that I had did recently and she told me that I was getting better at drawing. Which is of course a huge compliment to me, but she also said that she would give one of my doodles tattooed on her.

juniors are taking the ACT

Beast: You can go anywhere you want except the west wing

Belle:What's in the west wing?

Beast: the juniors are taking the ACT

Thanks to my friend for this joke.

Hear me out on this writing prompt

Two mythological beings and their human lover. But the lover is dying and the mythological beings are fighting over who gets to take the human in the afterlife. In the end the mythological beings end up in love and taking care of the human together.

Not Karl..

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

The sooner you reblog this, the funnier it is