So This Happened

HIYA, SMART-GUY!

^ i do mean it.

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dice

one of my friends gave a bag of dice

juniors are taking the ACT

Beast: You can go anywhere you want except the west wing

Belle:What's in the west wing?

Beast: the juniors are taking the ACT

Thanks to my friend for this joke.

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

Everyone is pretty

pretty is a gender-neutral word. I feel like everyone is pretty in a way, some have pretty faces, have pretty hands, or have pretty personalities. There are many ways to be pretty and nobody is not pretty they always have something that is genuinely pleasing about them and I feel like that thought makes me pretty in a way.

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

A letter to my past relationships

I'm sorry that I couldn't love you how you loved me. I'm sorry that I couldn't feel romantic love but also that I couldn't tell the difference between romantic and platonic. You see I thought I loved you and I put the work into our relationship but I never knew how to feel romantic love. I always thought that I could or that I was weird for not knowing what romantic love felt like. You made me think that I knew what romantic love felt like it felt similar to platonic but that was me lying to myself I guess. I treated all of my relationships like a friendship, I thought that relationships were just upgraded friendships. And I'm sorry for that.

hrmm... sixer.

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Hear me out on this writing prompt

Two mythological beings and their human lover. But the lover is dying and the mythological beings are fighting over who gets to take the human in the afterlife. In the end the mythological beings end up in love and taking care of the human together.