HIYA, SMART-GUY!

Everyone is pretty

pretty is a gender-neutral word. I feel like everyone is pretty in a way, some have pretty faces, have pretty hands, or have pretty personalities. There are many ways to be pretty and nobody is not pretty they always have something that is genuinely pleasing about them and I feel like that thought makes me pretty in a way.

Things that I heard at school today with little to no context

Hey ***** I saw your baby boo on ***** tv(School News)

Guy 1: How do I turn it off? Guy 2: You don’t. Guy 1: I don’t ?!

One of my friends: I did an assignment that no one else did?! (She was gone for a week)

Two girls, laughing in a corner. A guy who is constantly louder: Shhhhhh

A girl talking to her boyfriend: Can you stop? Oh my god.

A girl working on her worksheet: I knew I did it right the first time!

One of the exchange students: Yelling at the other in Spanish

My bald male bio teacher: Somebody called me queen today

Guy in bio: She’s not tan! Girl: Yes, I am!

My bio teacher: Are you so insecure that I can’t wear makeup for a play?

Me, mouthing words at my friend: No, stop editing the doc!

Guy 3: She’s different

Friend: Lo. Me:I am writing this in tablet mode!

Guy 4: I can't see. Bio teacher: you will in a moment.

Another friend: As long as you're throwing up Westside, gang signs are fine. (I heard this in passing so I have no idea if this is actually what she said.)

One of my choir teachers: cause you're confident babe. (This was said in the most serious tone I’ve ever heard come out of this man’s mouth)

This all happened within the spand of 3 class periods.

I don't know if God is real but if they are...

they aren't loving because if they were a loving god I wouldn't be so cold and rude.

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

Gloves are so hard to type in

I have marching band gloves on rn

dice

one of my friends gave a bag of dice

Hear me out on this writing prompt

Two mythological beings and their human lover. But the lover is dying and the mythological beings are fighting over who gets to take the human in the afterlife. In the end the mythological beings end up in love and taking care of the human together.

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point