Shorthands For Dumbassery That I Have Grown To Love Deeply

Gloves are so hard to type in

I have marching band gloves on rn

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

Things that I heard at school today with little to no context

Hey ***** I saw your baby boo on ***** tv(School News)

Guy 1: How do I turn it off? Guy 2: You don’t. Guy 1: I don’t ?!

One of my friends: I did an assignment that no one else did?! (She was gone for a week)

Two girls, laughing in a corner. A guy who is constantly louder: Shhhhhh

A girl talking to her boyfriend: Can you stop? Oh my god.

A girl working on her worksheet: I knew I did it right the first time!

One of the exchange students: Yelling at the other in Spanish

My bald male bio teacher: Somebody called me queen today

Guy in bio: She’s not tan! Girl: Yes, I am!

My bio teacher: Are you so insecure that I can’t wear makeup for a play?

Me, mouthing words at my friend: No, stop editing the doc!

Guy 3: She’s different

Friend: Lo. Me:I am writing this in tablet mode!

Guy 4: I can't see. Bio teacher: you will in a moment.

Another friend: As long as you're throwing up Westside, gang signs are fine. (I heard this in passing so I have no idea if this is actually what she said.)

One of my choir teachers: cause you're confident babe. (This was said in the most serious tone I’ve ever heard come out of this man’s mouth)

This all happened within the spand of 3 class periods.

Not Karl..

A letter to my past relationships

I'm sorry that I couldn't love you how you loved me. I'm sorry that I couldn't feel romantic love but also that I couldn't tell the difference between romantic and platonic. You see I thought I loved you and I put the work into our relationship but I never knew how to feel romantic love. I always thought that I could or that I was weird for not knowing what romantic love felt like. You made me think that I knew what romantic love felt like it felt similar to platonic but that was me lying to myself I guess. I treated all of my relationships like a friendship, I thought that relationships were just upgraded friendships. And I'm sorry for that.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

I don't know if God is real but if they are...

they aren't loving because if they were a loving god I wouldn't be so cold and rude.