9 AM
GUESS WHICH CHUNKY IDIOT DECIDED IT WOULD BE A FUCKING GREAT IDEA TO GET HIMSELF STUCK IN A TREE AT
9 AM
LOOK AT THIS IDIOT.
It’s not even 10 am yet ;-;
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To the man on the street who said that he would never be dominated by a shorter girl, congrats, your opinion is trash and you are missing out.
Update on my campaign!
Just watched 4 people argue about puberty and what age half-elves go through puberty. Came to the conclusion that tax evasion is necessary when raising children. Still don’t know how they got there.
happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
Does anyone else relate to all those videos of frogs screaming? Like someone will post a video of them trying to touch a frog while the frog sits there, making the frog scream and I just feel the frog so much. Am I alone in this?!??
Thank you for existing
Cheat Sheet for Writing Emotion
Anger:
Grinding teeth
Narrowing eyes
Yelling
A burning feeling in the chest
Heavy breathing
Unjustified or justified accusations towards other characters
Jerky movements
Glaring
Violence
Stomping
Face reddening
Snapping at people
Sadness:
Lack of motivation
Messy appearance
Quiet
Slow movements
Crying
Inability to sleep
Frowning
Red eyes
Isolating oneself
Fatigue
Not concentrating
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One of the best things I’ve learned from being around cats is that most cats adopt their owner. Whether it be breaking into a home and refusing to leave (surprisingly common) or stalking their potential owner (also surprisingly common), cats don’t get adopted, they adopt you.
hello fellow non-Black tumblr users. welcome to my saw trap. if you'd like to leave, please name one (1) Black woman author who is not Maya Angelou, Toni Morrison, bell hooks, Octavia Butler, or N.K. Jemisin. bonus points if she's published a book in the last five years.
Fun fact!
If someone asks you “How many bodies do you think you could bury there?” you should not start counting.
You also shouldn’t follow up by giving an exact number.
If you, somehow, were able to do both of those, you shouldn’t end with “Of course, you’d be able to fit more if you dismembered them, tell-tale heart style.”
