Fun Fact!
Fun fact!
If someone asks you “How many bodies do you think you could bury there?” you should not start counting.
You also shouldn’t follow up by giving an exact number.
If you, somehow, were able to do both of those, you shouldn’t end with “Of course, you’d be able to fit more if you dismembered them, tell-tale heart style.”
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