Thank You For Existing

As time goes on things become more sexual or less sexual. Behold:

Grandma, talking about my flip flops: Were you comfortable walking in your thongs all day?

Me, who knows the modern use: GRANDMA NO-

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

So I was going through my google docs on my writing account. I found this gem:

GE: JUST TRY AND CATCH ME BASTARD. GI: YOU BETTER RUN YOU WHORE! *GE is caught by GI* GE: OH woe is me~ spare the young one! Be merciful upon me! GI: LIKE FUCK I WILL BITCH! *GI bites GE and is released upon* GE: YOU FOOL! YOU BUFFOON! YOU TRIED TO CATCH A GOD! GE: WELL FUCK YOU TOO! K: What the fuck are they doing over there

I can’t find any context for this

Good morning kings let's push this boulder

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

What about “Clueless”?

The father

The son

The Holy Spirit

Bees were added in update 1.15 or 1.14 if you have bedrock edition. Other than being adorable you can harvest honey and honeycomb (to make honey blocks and honey comb blocks respectively. You can also consume honey!) Before harvesting either though, you need to put a campfire under the hive, the hive also needs to be filled with honey and there need to be bees to refill it!

Hope this helps!

???? when on earth did they add bees

everyone knows the real hell in creation is creating

Campaign update!

One of my players finally figured out he’s half parasite half demigod. Now he keeps asking me if he needs to be fantasy Jesus. Still doesn’t know his girlfriend friend is trying to eat his son.

So, does mixing potions retain the abilities and does drinking mixed potions in the same bottle count as drinking a single potion.

Saw this on Twitter. What 3 potions would you drink?

I would take brown, white, and yellow!