Happy April Fools. Please Take This Egg

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I made blackberry jam (left) and blackberry syrup (right) this time.

The blackberries are home grown too :)

Bees were added in update 1.15 or 1.14 if you have bedrock edition. Other than being adorable you can harvest honey and honeycomb (to make honey blocks and honey comb blocks respectively. You can also consume honey!) Before harvesting either though, you need to put a campfire under the hive, the hive also needs to be filled with honey and there need to be bees to refill it!

Hope this helps!

???? when on earth did they add bees

I have taught my family to say OwO unironically (and be ok with someone saying it) and I am

Not sorry

So uh…. I made a campaign where everyone is lying to each other (except the cat that’s getting high all time) and the chaos that’s ensuing is WONDERFUL. They literally had a 1 hour fight about wether one person has green eyes or not because of this.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

And to all a good night.

Writing Tip!

Behavior is a hard thing to nail down with humans, though their are tricks for it. One I learned is that if a character is going to lie make a scale from one to ten and rate how dense other characters are. From their you’ll be able pin point who sees through the lie and who doesn’t.

It’s over, why are you still reading?

You know, I always would get angry at characters for mistreating the comic relief (forgetting, underestimating, or generally treating them like they’re idiots) and the show gives them no consequences! Now that I’m older I’ve realized it’s because I’m the comic relief.

Anybody else think rocks just look... tasty?

Just

Tasty

I wanna take a bite out of it but I can’t

(The picture is of rose quartz)

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.