Reid : Do You Ever Get Water Hungry ?

Reid : WELCOME TO APPLEBEE'S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES ?

Morgan : What.. Bees ??

Reid : HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

Morgan : No it wasn't-

Reid, approaching while violently shaking a jar full of bees

Morgan : WAIT-

Morgan and Rossi, looking at a photo of the team :

Morgan : I like this photo, we were so happy back then.

Rossi : Where's Emily ?

Morgan : Oh, she wasn't a part of the team yet. That's why we were happy.

Reid : My bones are almost clean

Hotch : Huh ??

Reid : Wait, did I not tell you guys about the bones ??

Morgan : What does that even mean ?

Emily : And you guys are calling ME the insane one.

Emily : "Feminine urge this", "Masculine urge that". Dude, the only urge I have is going feral.

While discussing a case :

Rossi : Well, in my experience over the years..

Emily : Rossi, the most experienced things you have is to get on my nerves. And cook pasta.

Emily : Once my baby was being annoying so I put it in the basement.

Emily : Then I forgot about it and decided that I didn't want a basement anymore, so I got rid of the door and decided that I will do the rest later. When child protective services came, they couldn't go in the basement, so they just chilled around in my house.

Therapist :

JJ, facepalm : She's talking about the Sims, please don't call the police.

Rossi : You shouldn't use a straw.

Luke : Yes I know, it's bad for the environment blabla.

Rossi : Mostly yes. But right now, it's because it's siCK TO EAT SPAGHETTI LIKE THAT.

Reid : Hostage or not, sometimes it's important being held

Rossi : Son you good ?

Reid : There's nothing worse than someone using big words that they don't understand just to look smart.

Morgan, nodding : I photosynthesize with this.

Emily : Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost !

JJ, sipping her coffee, reading the news paper : That's called murder, and I heard somewhere that it is illegal.