Reid : WELCOME TO APPLEBEE'S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES ?

Rossi, first day with the team, witnessing the fire goblin (Emily), the muscular only boy (Morgan), the emotional support baby (Garcia), the fucked up mentally baby (Reid), the mom (JJ) and the dad (Hotch).

Rossi :

Rossi : What, from the bottom of my heart, the FUCK.

Emily : If I ever opened up to you, I was just joking

Morgan, minding is business at 7am :

Rossi, finding Reid laying face down on the floor : You okay ?

Reid : I'm depressed

Rossi : Lol me too

Rossi : Wait no, hi depressed, I'm dad.

Rossi : No- What's wrong ??

Morgan, running in Hotch's office : SOMETHING CAUGHT ON FIRE

Hotch : FUCKING DAMNIT EMILY !

Spencer : Emily is on vacation ?

Hotch : ..Oh yeah. I forgot.

Emily, on her vacation : Why do I feel like I'm in trouble suddenly ?

Emily : Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever the fuck I want

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Morgan and Rossi, looking at a photo of the team :

Morgan : I like this photo, we were so happy back then.

Rossi : Where's Emily ?

Morgan : Oh, she wasn't a part of the team yet. That's why we were happy.

Emily, having a rampage : SAY THAT AGAIN-

JJ : Those red flags be heart shaped tho

Emily : When I get doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times

Hotch : I hope you understand how food poisoning works

Emily : And I hope food poisoning knows how I work because I never met a burger I couldn't eat.

Emily : Someone stole my car

JJ : What ? We have to find him !

Emily : Why ? Now the body in the trunk isn't our problem anymore.

JJ : ...The body ? OUR problem ? WHAT BODY ?

Emily, winking : What body ?