Emily : Once My Baby Was Being Annoying So I Put It In The Basement.

Morgan : Are you sure you're okay, Emily ? You've been acting funny all day.

Emily, with a big smile : Why wouldn't I be, in such a beautiful day, especially with you by my side my lovely friend ?

Morgan :

Morgan, running away : HOTCH, EMILY IS GOING TO BLOW UP

Garcia : Okay I have a riddle. What's green, red, and spins really quickly ?

Emily : A frog in a mixer.

Garcia : That's right ! An elf on a merry-go-round-

Garcia :

Emily :

Garcia : Emily, I don't say this often, but what in the actual fuck-

Rossi, first day with the team, witnessing the fire goblin (Emily), the muscular only boy (Morgan), the emotional support baby (Garcia), the fucked up mentally baby (Reid), the mom (JJ) and the dad (Hotch).

Rossi :

Rossi : What, from the bottom of my heart, the FUCK.

Elle : I love when people are rude, because omg, no way ! My turn.

Emily : There is a "hell" in "hello"

Morgan : There is an "end" in "friend"

Reid : There is a "lie" in "believe"

Garcia : There is a "cheese" in "cheeseburger"

Emily, Morgan, Reid :

Garcia, being sad : I wanted to join...

Emily, Morgan, Reid : There is a "cheese" in "cheeseburger".

Morgan : What do you think Emily will do for a distraction ?

Rossi : Probably throw a rock or make some noise. Something easy.

Car explodes, a fire start, Emily is running around screaming.

Rossi : ..Or that.

Spencer : Can I be frank with you guys ?

Emily : I don't know how changing your name is going to help

Penelope : Can I still be Penelope ?

Morgan : Ssshhht let Frank speak.

Spencer :

Spencer : I hate you all

Emily : "Feminine urge this", "Masculine urge that". Dude, the only urge I have is going feral.

Therapist : And remember, you are your own worst enemy.

Reid, somehow proud : Undefeated dude

JJ : I want someone strong, beautiful, not dramatic, smart-

Emily, in the background : punches her mug because she choked on her coffee, and how dare it tries to kill her.

JJ : This one. I want this one.