Morgan And Rossi, Looking At A Photo Of The Team :

Emily : I like to think of myself as a "free spirit". It's way more classier than "out of fucking control".

Emily, having a rampage : SAY THAT AGAIN-

JJ : Those red flags be heart shaped tho

Emily : "Feminine urge this", "Masculine urge that". Dude, the only urge I have is going feral.

Rossi, finding Reid laying face down on the floor : You okay ?

Reid : I'm depressed

Rossi : Lol me too

Rossi : Wait no, hi depressed, I'm dad.

Rossi : No- What's wrong ??

JJ : Spence why are you putting Garcia on a lock down ?

Reid : Because her smile is contagious and I'm trying to be SAD HERE.

Emily : What are you, five ?

Morgan : Yeah, five heads taller than you.

Emily :

Morgan :

Emily :

Morgan : ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ

JJ : An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Emily : Slowly bites into an apple while menacingly looking at Reid

Reid :

Reid : Emily what the fuck

Garcia, pouring honey into her tea : hell yeah get into that leaf juice you sexy bee sauce

Reid : ...Do you take constructive criticism on your sentences

Garcia : No.

Reid : I am smartest, wisest person of this group.

Rossi : Kid, is your hand stuck in this vending machine ?

Reid : I paid for my bag of candy, I'm getting my bag of candy.

Morgan : Legends says that one night, Emily was fed after midnight, and she shifted into a Gremlin that never melted away at the sunlight.