Morgan : Emily, Could You Pass The Salt ?

Garcia, aggressively throwing bottles at the team : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Morgan : What's up with her ?

Garcia : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU, YOU ALL DESERVE LOVE

JJ : She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Reid, crying : ᴵᵗ'ˢ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ

Emily : I like to think of myself as a "free spirit". It's way more classier than "out of fucking control".

Rossi : If we put Reid and Emily in a room, who would come out crying first ?

Hotch : The room.

Morgan : Change is inedible.

Reid : Don't you mean inevitable ?

Morgan, spitting out a bunch of pennies : I do not.

Rossi : I have a bad feeling.

Emily : What do you mean ?

Rossi : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble and not to do it ?

Reid : ..No ?

Emily : I have a little voice, but she says the contrary.

Rossi : ..That actually explains so much.

Emily : When I get doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times

Hotch : I hope you understand how food poisoning works

Emily : And I hope food poisoning knows how I work because I never met a burger I couldn't eat.

Hi, me again ! With the results to the poll, I made a second account for incorrect quotes for others series/etc than Criminal Minds. Inevitably, some incorrect quotes will possibly be the same that I posted here - I'll try not to do the exact same ones. Secound account here :

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Reid : WELCOME TO APPLEBEE'S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES ?

Morgan : What.. Bees ??

Reid : HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

Morgan : No it wasn't-

Reid, approaching while violently shaking a jar full of bees

Morgan : WAIT-

Emily : To be honest, I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that I could be. I'm skipping on a lot of fun here.

Hotch :

Hotch : You're holding back ??

Hotch, finding a bunch of knives every time Emily is somewhere : What's that ??

Emily : That's my emotional support knife collection. To help me deal with people.

Hotch : ...We should be tracking YOU down.