Morgan : Change Is Inedible.

Reid : I would die for you

JJ : Yeah but, you want to die everyday so that doesn't mean much

Reid :

Reid : I would live for you

JJ, gasping : You would WHAT

Rossi : I have a bad feeling.

Emily : What do you mean ?

Rossi : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble and not to do it ?

Reid : ..No ?

Emily : I have a little voice, but she says the contrary.

Rossi : ..That actually explains so much.

Reid : Hostage or not, sometimes it's important being held

Rossi : Son you good ?

Nobody :

Reid, anytime, anyday : I'm uncomfortable with emotions.

Absolutely no one :

Reid : I'm sleep deprived.

Not even a fly :

Reid : I have no idea what to do.

Not. A single. Soul :

Still Reid : Alright, I'm gonna go cry.

Emily : Do I look nice ?

JJ : You look like you're about to set someone on fire.

Emily, walking away : Perfect.

Morgan : ...HOTCH EMILY IS DOING IT AGAIN !

Garcia : I NEED someone to cuddle with me and stroke my hair.

Emily : And I need someone to help me get rid of a body but guess we're both disappointed.

Emily, seeing a crying child at the grocery store

Emily : Hey little guy...

Emily : Can you move ? You're blocking the cheetos.

Emily : Babies sure stare a lot for someone who doesn't know how to fight

Elle : I love when people are rude, because omg, no way ! My turn.

Judge : How do you plead ?

Emily, looks over to Hotch

Hotch, mouthing : Not guilty

Emily : Hot Milky

Hotch, hitting the desk with his head : For god sake- Just lock her up.