The BAU Watching Encanto :

Reid : I wish my daddy issues could just disappear

Gideon : dies

Reid :

Reid : NOT LIKE THAT-

Emily : Once my baby was being annoying so I put it in the basement.

Emily : Then I forgot about it and decided that I didn't want a basement anymore, so I got rid of the door and decided that I will do the rest later. When child protective services came, they couldn't go in the basement, so they just chilled around in my house.

Therapist :

JJ, facepalm : She's talking about the Sims, please don't call the police.

Hotch : Do you want to talk about your mental state, Prentiss ?

Emily : No.

Reid, spinning around in his chair to face them : I do !

Hotch, sighing : I know, Reid.

Reid : I'm sad !

Hotch : I know, Reid...

Reid : I am smartest, wisest person of this group.

Rossi : Kid, is your hand stuck in this vending machine ?

Reid : I paid for my bag of candy, I'm getting my bag of candy.

Reid : Life is just like a game of chess.

Morgan : I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS

Garcia : I NEED someone to cuddle with me and stroke my hair.

Emily : And I need someone to help me get rid of a body but guess we're both disappointed.

Morgan : UNSUB AT 3 O'CLOCK !

Morgan : ...

Morgan : ..Nevermind, it's my shadow.

Unsub, wanting to mentally torture Reid : One of these glasses of water is poisoned, you have to drink one-

Reid : drinks one without hesitation

Unsub : Wha- How did you know it was the safe one ?!

Reid, visibly sad and disappointed : ..I kinda hoped it wasn't.

Tara : Are you a top or a bottom ?

Emily : I'm a threat.

JJ, from across the room : She's a bottom.

Emily : I have an excellent memory ! Name one time I forgot something.

Morgan : You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.

Emily : I did that on purpose, try again.