Emily, walking in the room covered in blood
JJ : Oh my god what happened ??
Emily : Oh no, don't worry, it's not my blood.
Hotch : IT MAKES ME EVEN MORE WORRIED, WHAT DID YOU DO
Emily : I HATE when communication isn't clear and loud.
Morgan : What happened to her ?
JJ : She can't log into her Disney+ account and it doesn't say if it's the username or the password that she got wrong.
Elle : I love when people are rude, because omg, no way ! My turn.
Unsub : I ain't talking
Reid, sharpening a knife : We got ways of making people talk
Reid, cuts a piece of cake
Unsub : ..Can I have some ?
Reid : Cake is for talkers only.
Strauss : So, did none of you noticed that it was a bad idea ?
Rossi : Oh, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.
Emily, walking in the meeting room : Hi everyone
No answer
Emily : Guys ??
Penelope : We can't hear dead people.
Everyone : nods
Emily : You guys are so dramatic it was ONE TIME
Emily : I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice
Hotch, having in his office one "depressive thought jar" and one "threat jar"
Rossi, first coming at the BAU : You have very specific swear jar
Hotch, pointing to Emily and Reid : I have very specific children.
Elle : Guess who's very upset about something very small, again
Morgan : Emily, could you pass the salt ?
Emily : Morgan, could you pass away ?
Hotch : ONE. DINNER. WHY IS IT SO HARD.
Reid : Life is just like a game of chess.
Morgan : I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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