Hotch, Having In His Office One "depressive Thought Jar" And One "threat Jar"

Emily, picking a fight with Strauss : With all due respect, which is none-

Morgan : bro be like "feb" because he can't spell februawary

Morgan : sneezes

Emily :

Morgan : Wow, not even going to say "bless you" ?

Emily : I'm sitting next to you, you've clearly been blessed.

Hotch : Yeah, by Satan.

Morgan and Rossi, looking at a photo of the team :

Morgan : I like this photo, we were so happy back then.

Rossi : Where's Emily ?

Morgan : Oh, she wasn't a part of the team yet. That's why we were happy.

Hotch : Do you want to talk about your mental state, Prentiss ?

Emily : No.

Reid, spinning around in his chair to face them : I do !

Hotch, sighing : I know, Reid.

Reid : I'm sad !

Hotch : I know, Reid...

Morgan, running in Hotch's office : SOMETHING CAUGHT ON FIRE

Hotch : FUCKING DAMNIT EMILY !

Spencer : Emily is on vacation ?

Hotch : ..Oh yeah. I forgot.

Emily, on her vacation : Why do I feel like I'm in trouble suddenly ?

The BAU having therapy. The psy's reaction :

To Reid : Calls two other psy, and ordered anti-d for himself.

To Morgan : Questions the existence of self-conservation.

To Garcia : Fills adoption papers.

To Hotch : Questions the existence of emotions and humour.

To JJ : Learn that someone can be a mother to the entire civilization.

To Emily : Calls the police.

Emily, to Will : You're in her DMs but she's in my bed and we're taking online quizzes to see if either of us has autism

Morgan : UNSUB AT 3 O'CLOCK !

Morgan : ...

Morgan : ..Nevermind, it's my shadow.

Hotch : Did you buy eggs like I asked ?

Garcia : Even better.

Hotch : What did you-

Garcia, holding up a chicken : Her name is Fluffy !