Hotch : Did You Buy Eggs Like I Asked ?

Garcia : I'm not delusional, I'm simply manifesting my own reality

Spencer : Can I be frank with you guys ?

Emily : I don't know how changing your name is going to help

Penelope : Can I still be Penelope ?

Morgan : Ssshhht let Frank speak.

Spencer :

Spencer : I hate you all

Rossi : If we put Reid and Emily in a room, who would come out crying first ?

Hotch : The room.

Therapist, on a meeting with Reid : And what do we do when we are sad ?

Reid : Get a new PhD.

Therapist : No-

Morgan : Flirt with cute girls.

Therapist : ...What ? Wait, where did you come from ?

Garcia : Buy way too much cute stuff to forget.

Hotch : Work way too much.

Rossi : Hyper focus and be paranoid about killers.

Therapist, clearly not ready for this, or for people popping out of nowhere : Wait-

Emily : Fake death while getting high.

JJ : Close up and be completely silent.

Therapist :

Therapist, throwing their files on the ground : ...Nope. I quit.

Emily : Babies sure stare a lot for someone who doesn't know how to fight

The team, vibing in the jet :

Garcia : Is it depression ?

JJ : Is it anxiety ?

Reid : Do I have ADHD ?

Emily : Am I just lazy ?

Hotch : Am I burnt out ?

Morgan : What the fuck is wrong with me ?

Reid : Life is just like a game of chess.

Morgan : I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS

Nobody :

Reid, anytime, anyday : I'm uncomfortable with emotions.

Absolutely no one :

Reid : I'm sleep deprived.

Not even a fly :

Reid : I have no idea what to do.

Not. A single. Soul :

Still Reid : Alright, I'm gonna go cry.

Policeman : And you guys are ?

Emily : Tired

Spencer : Dead inside

JJ : Anxious

Morgan : Hungry

Hotch :

Hotch : We're the BAU

The BAU having therapy. The psy's reaction :

To Reid : Calls two other psy, and ordered anti-d for himself.

To Morgan : Questions the existence of self-conservation.

To Garcia : Fills adoption papers.

To Hotch : Questions the existence of emotions and humour.

To JJ : Learn that someone can be a mother to the entire civilization.

To Emily : Calls the police.