ALL HAIL!!!

ALL HAIL!!!

Shresus (Shrimp Jesus) has brought me salvation

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shresus is king

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comettingmurder
2 months ago

@lady-sapph1re

Mupp My Life Into Pieces.

This is my last resort!

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comettingmurder
2 months ago

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

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funny humor ides of march
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comettingmurder
1 month ago

History shows us that in order to have a lasting legacy, you need to keep a favorite little twink around

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lgbtqia lgbtq funny GAY history humor george washington dare i say achilles julius caesar alexander the great napoleon because of his son
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comettingmurder
2 months ago

....that might actually be the worst insult I ever received. You've earned my respect.

Still murdering the chill guy though-

Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.

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funny humor chill guy just a chill guy
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comettingmurder
2 weeks ago

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

Loved One Got Top Surgery Yesterday So I Made This For Him But I Think Y’all Would Appreciate It Too
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transgender can't wait till I can get this done amazing animation 10/10
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comettingmurder
1 week ago
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lgbtq funny humor
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comettingmurder
3 weeks ago

I cannot keep macaranaing through this

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funny humor yes I can and yes I will
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comettingmurder
1 week ago

PLEASE

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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fuck trump
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comettingmurder
2 months ago

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

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funny humor
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comettingmurder
2 months ago

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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hold hands with me y'all
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