When You Are 9 Levels Of Skill Higher Than Your Opponent.

I can sketch a little abstract art

As a treat

These are all things that happened in the last hour and a half.

Person: Wow, F. Scott Fitzgerald doesn’t like commas.

Some Person: Does anyone know what the “F” stands for?

Other Person: F to pay respects.

[The letter “F” is immediately drawn on the chalkboard by two separate people, simultaneously.]

Some Person, unironically: Thank you, Satan.

“Satan”: With my title, you can guess this is not a christian minecraft server. 

Many People, chanting: Sad! Gay! Robots! Sad! Gay! Robots!

A Person, quietly: Near, far...

All of Us, with volume and confidence: whereEVER YOU ARE

Dear guy,

Sorry for guessing your character from the get-go. We were just on the same wavelength, man. I was thinking Spongie-boy; you were thinking Mr. Clarinet Grumperstan. It just happened, my nameless dude.

Yeah, I’m not sorry. It was all very funny. Just seeing the color drain from your face and your hopes shatter... That’s that good stuffs.

And from a different time: shout out to that dude who immediately guessed “Trump” when I asked what color the character would be; and shout out to the other dude who had Trump as his character and answered “orange”.

A play-by-play can be found under the “Keep reading”

Unsuspecting Dude: I have a character.

Me: If your character was a character from Spongebob Squarepants, what character would they be?

Unsuspecting Dude: No.

Unsuspecting Dude: Noooooooo.

...

Dude 1: I’m thinking of a character.

Me: If your character was a color, what color would your character be?

Dude 1: ... Orange.

Dude 2: Is it Trump?

Dude 1: ... Yes.

I have come to understand something about myself.

If you stick me into a heavy downpour, no umbrella, and tell we to walk from point A to point B, I become a giggly idiot. The heavier the downpour, the harder it becomes for me to not erupt in giggles.

Basically, I was trying to not look creepy while laughing in the rain as it slowly started to pour harder and harder while I was getting absolutely drenched from the head down. I’m talking shoulders-shaking, body-rumbling, toothy-smiled laughter.

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Heckin

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YOU CANT CONTROL ME

I have a curfew!

Everyone THINKS they know the facts but I bet y’all didn’t know that John F. Kennedy was really just ‘John Kennedy’ until he died. The ‘F’ was added later to pay respects. In this essay, I will

At our public printers, it displays the names of all the documents you are trying to print off. Needless to say, I’m glad no one was nearby when I was trying to print my essay. I completely forgot it did that.

Also, there is a cactus on the brink of death in my room and I swear it’s not my fault, but I kind of saw this coming.

I am a very busy tater tot

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