Just Overheard My MOM On The Phone With Her IN-LAWS Saying That She Likes GRAVEYARDS Because They Are

How am I supposed to do that?

This young girl uses “los,” “las” and the gender-neutral “les” — watch her explain why. —from REMEZCLA on twitter.

Heckin

Reblog if ur friends are the most beautiful and talented people u know

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

4th of July PSA

If you live on or near a military base, please do not set off fireworks. It is inconsiderate of service members who may struggle with PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder). Your brief entertainment is not worth triggering someone’s PTSD. In general, be mindful of where you set off your fireworks. Service members are not the only people who may suffer from PTSD.

On a related note, if there are dogs in your area, do not set off fireworks. Some dogs become very nervous or scared when they hear fireworks go off. This can lead to concerned and stressed out dog-owners as well as dogs accidentally harming their loved ones. Oh, and dogs can also have PTSD, not just humans.

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ok PLEASE take this quiz that tells u how dark ur personality is that shit’s neat

I adore you 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳♦️

Put in the request to legally change my name! I slapped an e at the end to still make it feminine and I won't lose my job tho

Yankee Candle x Litwick variations bc yeah?????