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Ah snap how about that pulsatory tinnitus with that bum-bum-bUM-BUM-BuM-BUm-bum

Where my mutuals with tinnitus at make some noise

How am I supposed to do that?

I have come to understand something about myself.

If you stick me into a heavy downpour, no umbrella, and tell we to walk from point A to point B, I become a giggly idiot. The heavier the downpour, the harder it becomes for me to not erupt in giggles.

Basically, I was trying to not look creepy while laughing in the rain as it slowly started to pour harder and harder while I was getting absolutely drenched from the head down. I’m talking shoulders-shaking, body-rumbling, toothy-smiled laughter.

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To catch you all up: I got my own real makeup for the first time ever a few weeks ago.

Anyways, I learned I’m much better at putting drag makeup on myself than trying (and failing) to give myself a “natural” makeup look (not like I’m planning on regularly wearing makeup anyways so no biggie on that front)

And it looked pretty sick might I add!

Just overheard my MOM on the phone with her IN-LAWS saying that she likes GRAVEYARDS because they are OUTDOOR MUSEUMS.

They are best friends

Happy Valentine’s day Gamers!

Know that I love you with all my heart!

the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence