Sometimes You Just Gotta Make. Absolute. garbage.

Everyone THINKS they know the facts but I bet y’all didn’t know that John F. Kennedy was really just ‘John Kennedy’ until he died. The ‘F’ was added later to pay respects. In this essay, I will

Homestuck is back at it again, ruining my life.

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Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.

My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭

When it comes to 2019, can we just skip that year and dive straight into 2020? I want to make jokes about eyesight and celebrate the 100 year anniversary of women having the right to vote. I feel like 2019 is going to suck for everyone.

Jimminy Christmas. Guess who didn’t know the meaning of “hot take” untill this morning!

ME

4th of July PSA

If you live on or near a military base, please do not set off fireworks. It is inconsiderate of service members who may struggle with PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder). Your brief entertainment is not worth triggering someone’s PTSD. In general, be mindful of where you set off your fireworks. Service members are not the only people who may suffer from PTSD.

On a related note, if there are dogs in your area, do not set off fireworks. Some dogs become very nervous or scared when they hear fireworks go off. This can lead to concerned and stressed out dog-owners as well as dogs accidentally harming their loved ones. Oh, and dogs can also have PTSD, not just humans.

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“For your own safety, never chase the bus.”

-Sticker on side of bus

Asexual is number 8 on trending 😌

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence